90 Day Hunt For Love; Season 1 Episode 9:

Back at ladies’ night…. Jennifer and Elise were fighting about Jen’s treatment of Civilian Cole. Tiffany walked off, as a drunken Jen defended her sexual escapades to civilians Mei and Nikki (The “bi sexual” girl who Sojaboy thought wanted it in the back door). Back at the boys’ night, two of Tiffany’s suitors were squaring off to assert their dominance like some kind of National Geographic special. Tim sent a text to Tiffany to let her know about her American Gladiator boyfriends, which Jennifer felt took the heat off of her situation for a minute. Though Tiffany admitted she found the fight a bit flattering, she knew it was pretty toxic and did her best to wipe the smirk off of her face.

Back at the villa that night, Tiffany headed over to Tim’s villa so he could give her the play by play of the man-fight. The two sat on his bed and gossiped like school girls, as they seemed to have formed a close friendship. Chantal was back in her own room having a late night snack as she had a rather boring conversation with her confusing love interest, Ashley. She had briefly mentioned a few episodes back that Ashley, her close female friend who she seems to have feelings for, had kissed her before she had left for the retreat, and caused her to question her sexuality. (I guess the next fight night will include Ashley and the “cougar cub”).

The next day the whole crew were heading out on an excursion to a cenote, with Tim wearing yet another stupid bucket hat that makes him even less desirable to the opposite sex than usual. He was sitting next to Elise, who he had somewhat bonded with, discussing the number of people she had slept with. Rob admired Tim’s ability to use his non-threatening, asexuality to ask the hard questions and disarm his interviewees. Usman sat on the bus ride, discussing his jealousy of Coltee, who had broken his own leg in order to monopolize all of Corny’s time, and keep her close by in the hospital. Well played, Coltee….well played. Once they reached the cenote, the pointless “dating coaches” instructed the singles to head to the cabanas to chat in groups. Carlo sat with Tiffany, Tim,and Elise, recounting his wild fight from the night before. He admitted he was mad in the heat of the moment, but knew that fighting wasn’t the answer, which earned some brownie points from Tiffany. Jennifer and Rob and Cole’s whole ridiculous on-going situation came up yet again, with a large screaming match ensuing that involved several cast members. Elise was mad that there had been rumors going around that she had been sleeping with Rob, especially since it was Jen who had been “Mario Kart”-ing around. Elise was screaming, Jen was screaming, Tiffany was yelling in Spanish (Which went right over Kenny’s head….get with it already!) and Chantal screamed the loudest, cutting through the crowd. It seems the rumors had been started by Cole, who was trying to gain everyone’s sympathy over the fact that Jen was leading him on. I think we need to bring the raccoon in for questioning once and for all. He’s the only one who knows what really happened.