90 Day Hunt For Love; Season 1 Episode 8:

Picking up from last week’s cliffhanger, Coltee was taken out of Courni’s room via ambulance. Apparently he had gone over to her villa for a breakfast date, but wound up sliding to his doom, re-injuring his previously broken leg. Courni jumped in the ambulance to be with him, as Jennifer tagged along to play translator.

Despite Coltee’s calamity, the rest of the crew moved on with their day, all filing in to attend a group cooking class. Of course all of the foods served were meant to be some sort of “aphrodisiac”, which really seemed to “ick” out Tim…, who thinks girls have cooties. During the sensual feeding hour, Usman found out Corni had been with Coltee at the time of his fall, and replaced all empathy with jealousy (Can someone please check the security cameras to see if Usman left a banana peel on Courtney’s villa’s on-ramp?)

Later that night the guys and gals split up to each have their respected nights out. They all started off getting along, with Elise telling Jennifer not to hide her romantic interlude with Rob, which she still somehow denied happened (It’s okay, Jen…the raccoon told us). As the ladies arrived at the bar, they went around chit chatting about their sexual fantasies, crushes, and each one’s current resort drama. Tiffany tried to explain to Jen that she should probably stop leading Cole on, which triggered a cat fight. It seems Cole has been confiding a lot in Tiffany over his Jennifer love triangle, feeling like Jen was trying to have 2 flavors of the retreat. Jen confirmed she didn’t owe him anything, and became more and more obnoxious with each drink she consumed. She felt like Cole was semi-stalking her, but let it slide, since he was cute and she liked his flowy pirate shirts (He does kind of remind me of the guy from that Netflix show “You”….) Ultimately Tiffany got annoyed and stomped off to worry about the love triangle of her own.

The guys were all sitting around the bar, hanging out, when Carlo (Tiffany’s main resort Romeo) confessed he had been feeling upset that she was being pursued by both Rocky (porn-stache) and Jay. Jay felt it was unfair that Carlo was claiming Tiffany, and the two alpha males looked to be starting some kind of fight (As Tim sat by with his bird arms and fuzzy Gilligan hat, sipping tea). Looks like this disaster area gets even crazier next week!