90 Day Hunt For Love; Season 1 Episode 7

Back at group therapy/singles counseling… It was everyone vs. Jennifer as they each took their turns weighing in on the she-wolf’s man rampage throughout the singles retreat. Coltee got especially vocal, voicing his concern for Cole, who he felt was being played (Which was pretty ironic, being that Coltee has cheated on every girlfriend he’s had with one or more Brazilian women, which…no one can even understand). Cole stood up for himself, explaining that he felt it was unfair that he wasn’t hearing the truth about “Mario Kart” night, while Rob and Jen continued to feign innocence. Jennifer couldn’t stand being in the hot seat, as she batted her eyelashes into the distance, before class was dismissed.

Chantal was all ready for her double date with Joe, the cougar cub, though it looked like they would have some company. Joining them on the car ride to the date spot were Usman and that random blonde girl, Babygirl Nikki. The activity for the evening was an outing to a local spa, where the couples had some alone time. Joe and Chantal were sent off to a “beer bath”, which is apparently exactly what it sounds like (A tub full of Budweiser). Nikki and Sojaboy got to stand in some kind of cave where a local woman blew a conch shell in their face, possibly causing a tsunami to form somewhere. After the conch-cleanse, they hit up a hot tub where they discussed sexuality. Nikki admitted she was bisexual, which was confusing for the SuperDuperStar, who seemed unfamiliar with the true definition of the term. He was under the impression that “Bisexual” meant preferring to take it up the “boo hole”, which was not something that the SupaStar was into. Nikki laughed at the clueless international sensation, as she explained she liked both Sojaboys AND Sojagirls. Though he was slightly relieved, Usman wasn’t sure if they could have a future together (Ya know, besides the whole living in Nigeria and liking much older women thing).

After the date, the four-some rejoined the rest of the crew for a tiki party, with two people noticeably missing; Rob and Jennifer. Tiffany commented that the two could merely be off playing “video games”, while everyone else rolled their eyes. Tiffany was preparing for her date out with another one of the guys, which caused some jealousy for her front-runner, Carlo. Corni admitted she was a bit jealous when Sojaboy decided to take the other blonde girl out on a date instead of asking her. She ultimately confronted him about it, which led to the two heading off together, as Coltee sulked in the background. Who doesn’t want to be Baby Girl Lisa’s sloppy seconds?!

The next day Jen and Cole met up with one of the singles-teachers to discuss their big public fight. Jen explained her hesitancy with Cole, as she saw a few signs that he could be controlling (And mens doesn’t control me). Cole tried to express that he was very interested in dating Jennifer, making it difficult to see her with other people. He promised to ease up a bit, and take things slower, which caused her Joker-like smile to spread across her face. She still maintained that her big night with Rob was strictly platonic, which absolutely no one, including the singles counselor believed. Can we just ask the raccoon? He witnessed everything.