90 Day Hunt For Love; Season 1 Episode 6

Back on “The Hunt”…. Jennifer and normie Cole were on their one on one date, where she was still maintaining that she had not kissed anyone on the retreat (With the exception of her Cinemax makeout session with Chantal and her Mario Kat Mating dance with Rob). She went 3 for 3, locking lips with Cole, as she giggled and batted her eyelashes while wearing her most come-hither leopard print doo rag.

The rest of the singles seemed to be enjoying their night at the bar playing beer pong and getting to mingle. Chantal explained that Rob spent their entire “champagne date” as a therapy session about Jennifer, who was now sucking face with her side piece. Coltee decided to make his move with Courni, escorting her back to her hotel room where he gave her a private viewing of his dance moves.
The following morning, a bunch of the singles were hanging out on the beach, working out with some sort of charming island medieval workout equipment. Coltee of course wasn’t a regular at the gym, let alone the “Gilligan’s Island Fitness Center”, unlike his rival, Usman. Since he wasn’t really getting anywhere with Corni, Usman decided to shoot his shot with some civilian girl named Nikki, who was just reintroduced on screen to play his love interest.
Chantal, looking like an 80’s Barbie, sat down to discuss her disastrous date with a few of her fellow castmates. Coltee, Tiffany and Elise all noted that Rob was probably feeling down in the dumps after Jennifer picked Cole for her date, since they had heard the two playing naked “Marco Polo” in the pool the night before. As luck would have it, Cole happened to walk along the beach, just as the group were debating when to tell him the bad news. They summoned Cole to let him know he had been Jen’s runner up, though he refused to believe it. He insisted that she had been honest with him about not hooking up with anyone else, and that the mating call noises Tiffani and Carlo had heard were merely some island animals in heat.
But just to be sure, Cole headed over to Rob’s hut to ask him directly if the rumors were true. Rob insisted that he and Jen were strictly playing platonic Mario Kart (While production rolled the footage of them kissing and rolling around naked in the background as he spoke). Cole still wasn’t sure what to believe, especially after Rob reminded him that they were all single adults who didn’t owe anything to anyone.

Later that day the singles sat down for a “social media critique” class…. You know, important dating school stuff. Tim volunteered to have his social media scrutinized first, which led to everyone mocking his “Tyler Durden” fashion. Rob was up next, showcasing his patented pound puppy pout and man muscles, which received compliments from Jen. The rest of the crowd decided to go for the jugular, bringing the whole Rob and Jen drama out in the open. Coltee seemed the most upset about it, as he randomly yelled in Rob’s face, trying to get him to admit that the pair had slept together. Previews for next week include someone leaving in an ambulance (I’m thinking it might have been Jen after she contracted something from one of her many makeout partners).