90 Day Fiance; Season 11 Tell All Part 2

In the second installation of the season’s Tell All, we picked up with the Shekinah/ Amani in-fighting. Amani had revealed that Shekinah had asked if Any was trans, even though she had specifically asked her not to say anything as not to Any (or Anthony). Of course Amani had to blab to BrendAny, which caused multiple hostile fronts for Shekinah. Luckily Shaun replayed some of the worst moments from Thruppleland, taking Shekinah out of the hot seat (Though she was sitting next to Sarper, so it stayed hot).
Amani explained her financial assistance program where she supported Any, which led everyone to feel like she might be a User Moohamit. Any, on the other hand, explained that she makes plenty of money as an exotic dancing consultant at “El Badda de Bing, Tijuana”, which then makes Amani financially supporting her so much more confusing. But not more confusing than a thrupple in general.
Backstage, Shekinah and Amani continued the femmebot fighting. Amani tried desperately to befriend Sarper, who stood silently in his best mannequin pose, while Shekinah walked off to sulk in her dressing room and cry into a stick of butter. Back on set, Sarper stole the show as he surprised Shekinah with a giant diamond ring, which was perfect timing to really shove it to Amani. She felt like all of their marital woes instantly melted away once she saw the size of the diamond (Though she felt therapy and anger management would still be a good idea).

The attention drifted over to Jessica and Juan (because everyone was ready for a nap after all of the fighting). For some reason they brought out Danielle (The short, yoga, Yo-Hawn one, not my girl Dinyell Jbali) to unnecessarily comment on the couples’ relationships. She felt like she was an expert on Juan and Jessica’s cheating scandal since Yo-hoe-hoe-hawn was always cheating on her, and they also managed to forgive and forget. They discussed Juan’s love of cruise ships (which are basically the same thing as life in Torrington, Wyoming), bringing on Jesscia’s BFF, Megan, to try and make this possibly interesting. Juan felt like Megan had overstepped her bestie boundaries, which didn’t go over well. Megan maintained that not only had Juan cheated, but he was also a job-snob, as he had turned down over 5 job opportunities that she had personally tried to help him get. Juan seemed to be saving himself for the cruise, claiming that the only thing standing between him and his dream job was baby DOH-veed…..no mention of his wife, Jessica. He also admitted to responding to “fans” online, which was another hot button issue for the aggressive best friend. Danielle chimed in to try and relate to their issues, since she herself was a very lumpy doormat, but more so because she was looking to stay relevant. Before sending Danielle back to guarding a bridge somewhere, Shaun touched on the fact that she and Shekinah had also exchanged nasty messages online. Danielle accused Shekinah of paying for interviews to make her look good, which she wrote off as delusional.
As the cast took a break to shove food in their faces, Amani tried to form some sort of alliance with Danielle, who was lucky she was included in the free lunch from production. Apparently the female feuding really struck a nerve with Mahdi, who began to express more emotion than ever before. He fought back and forth with Danielle with Amani yelling right behind her (Which would have gotten them all arrested at least 58 times in Iran), as Stevi jumped in to protect him. No one seemed to enjoy the in-fighting more than DougAlliya, who laughed as she ate her lunch amidst the drama.

Back on set, the attention moved to Mark and Mina, who have recently become Bostonians. Shaun brought up an interesting fun-fact; Mina used to be a stripper. She seemed to be in good company, as Sarper, Matt, and Any were all ex-stripping associates, and they all took turns exposing their long lost stage names. Mark’s daughter Jordyn was brought out just in time, as they discussed all of the tension with her new stepmother. Since Jordyn was especially sensitive about having new baby brothers and sisters, Mark decided to make a joke about Mina currently being pregnant. Luckily for Jordyn, it was just a joke, and there weren’t any new babies to be duct taped in the back of the airplane. Mina got upset discussing her other child, Clayton, who she hadn’t seen in over 11 months due to issues with his Visa. To lighten the mood, Sarper did a little stand up routine, aimed at the woes of being part of a thrupple. It wasn’t just comedy, it was poetry.
The conversation moved on towards Shawn and DougAlliaya who claimed that their marriage was going well, except for the whole part where they’re not attracted to each other. Shawn apparently went on his own honeymoon after their disaster of a wedding, while Alliaya sat and cried off her mascara. In the end, they confirmed their love for one another, despite the lack of physical attraction.

The Tell All concluded, with some of the couples exchanging heartfelt goodbyes, and some giving out dirty looks. Greg and Joan were heading back to my island, hoping they could find a house of their own. Sarper and Shekinah were off to flaunt their paired perfection wherever life should take them. Amani had Magic Matt under some kind of trance, where he claimed she was the most beautiful and amazing woman in the world, despite the fact that she seems to be a real life Disney Villain. Shawn and DougAlliaya had a date to go do some bad weave shopping while they were in town, while Stevi and Mahdi were probably still talking about whether or not she was bisexual. Juan and Jessica were eager to get back to Borrington, Wyoming and see baby DOHveed, as Mark and Mina hopped on the Fung Wuh bus back to Boston. This concludes the 90 Day Fiance Season 11 Tell All, which luckily was not dragged out for 5 episodes. Happily Ever After is up next!