Brandon and Julia joined the roster this week, discussing married life post-therapy. Julia agreed to give the whole baby thing a try, as long as Brandon let her parents come and visit with the intention of moving to the U.S. The confusing part is that Julia’s parents are divorced, but would be coming to stay […]
Back at ladies’ night…. Jennifer and Elise were fighting about Jen’s treatment of Civilian Cole. Tiffany walked off, as a drunken Jen defended her sexual escapades to civilians Mei and Nikki (The “bi sexual” girl who Sojaboy thought wanted it in the back door). Back at the boys’ night, two of Tiffany’s suitors were squaring […]
Tigerlily and Adnan arrived at their luxury cabin where he was impressed by all of the many logs. Although the cabin wasn’t finished and there were boxes all over, Adnan seemed happy to eventually call it home. He especially enjoyed the impressive $20,000 toilet, which does just about everything except your taxes. After the house […]
Picking up from last week’s cliffhanger, Coltee was taken out of Courni’s room via ambulance. Apparently he had gone over to her villa for a breakfast date, but wound up sliding to his doom, re-injuring his previously broken leg. Courni jumped in the ambulance to be with him, as Jennifer tagged along to play translator. […]
Back on Gino’s awkward pretend date… It seemed that Gino’s new ladyfriend Natatlie was getting along well with the mad hatter. Since she felt so comfortable with him, she asked about he and Jasmine’s last time being “intimate”, and was shocked to hear it had been an exceptionally long time. She noted her immediate attraction […]
Back at group therapy/singles counseling… It was everyone vs. Jennifer as they each took their turns weighing in on the she-wolf’s man rampage throughout the singles retreat. Coltee got especially vocal, voicing his concern for Cole, who he felt was being played (Which was pretty ironic, being that Coltee has cheated on every girlfriend he’s […]
Well it’s time for everyone’s least favorite spinoff; Happily Ever After. The series where a bunch of recycled couples no one asked to see come back to haunt us like a bad dream. The first and most notable example of this were Elizabeth and Undrrrrei, who are currently still in Tampa with their two kids, […]
This week began with Tim defending his sexuality, while wearing a glittery bracelet/necklace combo. Chantal ran to Tim’s side, trying to stick up for him when he was confronted by Cole (the Civilian pilot/ former pirate shirt enthusiast). Cole felt like he was sticking up for his latest love interest, Jennifer, whom he’d known for […]
Well this week on this spicy new piece of brainrot… Rob was at the bar when he was approached by his makeout partner-turned stalker, Elise, who acknowledged that she shouldn’t have freaked out on him, especially after 36 hours of knowing each other. She blamed her psychotic actions on her insecurities as she worked her […]
Back on “The Hunt”…. Jennifer and normie Cole were on their one on one date, where she was still maintaining that she had not kissed anyone on the retreat (With the exception of her Cinemax makeout session with Chantal and her Mario Kat Mating dance with Rob). She went 3 for 3, locking lips with […]
