90 Day; Hunt For Love Season 1 Episode 2

Well this week on this spicy new piece of brainrot… Rob was at the bar when he was approached by his makeout partner-turned stalker, Elise, who acknowledged that she shouldn’t have freaked out on him, especially after 36 hours of knowing each other. She blamed her psychotic actions on her insecurities as she worked her hardest to smooth things over . Corni and Usman were in attendance for the apology tour, and had a hard time believing someone of Elise’s stature was that desperate.

Coltee met up with one of the “dating coaches”, bringing with him an emotional support pillow with a photo of his own face on it. He explained his interest in both Mae (A normal girl extra thrown into this $hit$how) and Corni, who was considering becoming Sojaboy’s latest song muse despite being under the age requirement.
One of the civilian guys, Cole, seemed to be in hot pursuit of Jennifer, as he strutted over to her villa with a huge wicker basket of fruit and tea. She answered the door wearing a leopard print doo rag, like some kind of Jersey Shore pirate, as she comically twisted and giggled in an attempt to be cute and flirtatious. Cole looked smitten by the leopard clad Latina, as he desperately tried to shake off his boring personality and match her “fiestiness”.

Later that night the whole crew got into a van to head to a club in Tulum. Tim, (While wearing his thigh high boots) discussed his lack of enthusiasm for clubbing, dancing, talking, interacting, and most of all….Jennifer. The other castmates seemed to be instigating drama between Tim and Jennifer, letting him know the rumor mill had been working over time.
Chantal seemed oblivious as one of the tallest men on the retreat sat across from her in the van and attempted to make awkward small talk. She tried her hardest to put all of her “flirtation 101”skills to the test, but failed miserably, and wound up talking about Botox and Filler for all occasions……..including, male genitalia. I wonder how the dating coaches would rate this exchange…. Once they arrived at the bar, Coltee switched gears and decided to make a move for Corni. He ran over to order her a drink (paid for by production, true chivalry), which won him brownie points. Sojaboy continued to try and wo Corni to be his “baby gurrrrl”, sending Coltee towards poor innocent bystander Mae, who shot him down immediately as a love interest (Though she was down to play video games, if the opportunity arose). Jennifer showed off her Latin dance moves, hypnotizing both Rob the Knob and Cole. Though she seemed to be leaning more towards a Cole courtship, she ultimately wound up going home to play “Mario Kart” with “The Knob” (If that’s what they’re calling it these days). Corni felt it was her responsibility to ruin Tim’s night and let him know the rumors Jennifer had been spreading about his penchant for watching male strippers, which he had to defend, all while wearing knee high boots and eyeliner. Can’t wait to see next week’s scandal teased in the previews. Who would win in a fight; Coltee vs. Usman?? Cole vs. Rob the Knob?? I bet Angela could win over all of them.