90 Day Fiance; Season 11 Episode 15:

Shekinah & The Sarper Image:
Since they hadn’t gotten in a fight all day, the two decided to seal the fate of their relationship in a permanent way by getting his/hers matching tattoos. Shekinah went first, branding herself with the word “Sarper” in red ink on the side of her neck, noting that red ink is harder to remove (Possibly harder to remove than anything Sarper could have given her, because you could possibly use Penicilin). Sarper also got a neck tattoo, but of Shekinah’s signature lip pout, which took up way too much surface area. The tattoos seemed to solidify the couple would be moving forward with their wedding plans, especially since Shekinah had gotten the seal of approval from her daughter, Sophie (Well, maybe not “approval” but a seal of indifference. Same thing).
With the deadline of the 90 days approaching, Shekinah felt it was important for she and Sarpie to meet up with the infamous friend group (Including Dan, the French Baggot) to let them know the details of the wedding. They all sat down, asking if their “Save the Dates” got lost in the mail, when Shekinah announced the two decided to have an intimate wedding. They wanted it to be so intimate, in fact, that they were going to have it in their bed. She explained that since they spend most of their quality time in bed, it only seemed natural to have that be their wedding location (It’s peak romance meets peak laziness, really. I’m guessing the dirty headboard is going to be the witness). The plasticized friends looked confused, as they moved from the topic of the “bedding” ceremony to discussing a prenup agreement. They all felt it was in each party’s interest to have a “prenush”, though the idea of it seemed to greatly offend Sarper. He started reverting back to OG Sarper, spouting off something offensive about Shekinah’s “goal weight” as the get together seemed to spiral out of control. It was fun while it lasted….

Stevi & Mahdi:
After last week’s unsuccessful bachelor/ette party, Mahdi seemed even more reserved than usual. With the wedding only one day away, Stevi worried that he may chicken out and leave. Mahdi admitted that he was a bit concerned over Stevi’s fascination with ladyparts and considered asking her, yet again, if she was bisexual. (Not sure why this is taking 5 episodes….it’s one question. I think I solved this word problem in math class once… “If Stevi painted 10 naked ladies after dating Mahdi for 2 years, and they get married after one burlesque show with 20 boobies showing, how many times does Mahdi get arrested in Iran??”. Please solve for X.
Mahdi decided to chat privately with his pal Saeed before he left town to hash out his concerns about marrying Stevi. Saeed encouraged him to speak up and possibly take a few more weeks to get married (Which of course means they would lose their Groupon Visa deal with Iran).

Matt, Amani & Any (Nuthin’ But Thrupple):
Matt and Amani were sitting poolside (exposing Matt’s weird baby footprint chest tattoos, which seem to only rival Geoffrey’s znippletats….if ya know, ya know), going over all of the revelations of their dinner with BrendAny’s ex boyfriend, Rey. They were interrupted by a call from Brenda herself, who proposed they all meet with her friend who happens to be a translator to discuss what comes next in thruppledom. They all sat down to chat, with BrendAny clearing up her whole “wrong name” confusion, along with her current marital status, and abusive past relationship. Amani thanked her for being “vrunrabul”, as she cried her way back into the thrupple’s good graces.

Shawn & DougAliya:
DougAliya was sporting her new Stevie Wonder glasses (Even though she had no idea who he is) as she performed an at-home hair laser removal procedure. Shawn decided it was the perfect time to discuss signing a prenup/nush) agreement, as the wedding was fast approaching. DougAliya was so offended that Shawn felt she might try and run off with his money/ Barbara Streisand memorabilia, that she lost all interest in hair removal, leaving one leg looking like Douglas, and the other looking like Aliya (Was that Shawn’s plan all along?!)
Later it was time for the two to pack up and head off for their wedding weekend. They first drove to Shawn’s Mother’s place, where they found her all decked out in USA paraphernalia in honor of Alliya’s first July 4th. Though they seemed to be happily wearing crowns of stars and stripes, there was still tension, as Alliya had yet to sign the prenup agreement and wasn’t sure that she was going to. Shawn agreed they could go through with the wedding party, but would not get married if the papers weren’t signed, causing Alliya to ultimately have to return to Brazil.

Joan & Greg:
Joan was in the family living room, picking out her hair into a large puff when she was interrupted by Greg. He threw her a blindfold, asking her to put it on so he could give her a big surprise. He emerged moments later in a large inflatable cow costume, which is only desirable in some circles. Joan didn’t understand the significance at first, but was then touched to know that the cow getup was Greg’s way of telling her he had paid off her dowry and gotten the all- clear to get married (Though I would have really enjoyed it if Greg showed up to Uganda in the cow costume and pretended to BE the dowry. Now THAT’S a plot twist!)
Next it was time for Joan’s bachelorette party, as she headed off for a wild time with some of Greg’s friends and of course, Mother Lucille. They went to a female strip club for some reason, where the dancing ladies entertained the party up close and personal as they shoved money in their underwear. Though it was an odd choice for the group activity, they all seemed to have a great time and Joan appreciated the sentiment.

Jessica & Juantanamerica:
The day after the bachelor/ette party, Jessica and Juan awoke in the giant AirBNB where they continued their cruise ship feud. Juan tried to explain he needed to return to his mothership (Which is a lot like Torrington, Wyoming, if you really think about it…), as he was having a hard time sitting around the house and being a “kept” man. Jessica finally gave him an ultimatum, to choose between her and the boat. Though he really wanted to pick the boat, Juan felt bad and agreed to stay with Jessica and the kids, but only if they learned Spanish. This is the newest attempt at a storyline.