Jennifer and Corny were still having their very staged conversation by the pool, when Cole magically appeared. He apologized for “shushing” Jennifer during the whole Tim fight, as he tried desperately to worm his way back into her good graces. Later that night, all of the hopeless singles went to a workshop with the “dating […]
The Season 11 Tell All began with Shekinah arriving at the studio all alone, explaining that she and Sarper were not on the best terms. It seems the marriage had changed their dynamic in the blink of an eye (But not hers, because she had some new surgery that makes blinking look painful). Greg and […]
Shekinah & The Sarper Image: With the bed now correctly in place, Shekinah began getting herself ready for the bedside affair. Sarper, on the other hand, was beginning to have cold feet, feeling unsure if he could go through with the wedding ceremony. He had recently been having nightmares leading up to the big day, […]
Well this week on this spicy new piece of brainrot… Rob was at the bar when he was approached by his makeout partner-turned stalker, Elise, who acknowledged that she shouldn’t have freaked out on him, especially after 36 hours of knowing each other. She blamed her psychotic actions on her insecurities as she worked her […]
Stevi & Mahdi: Back to the question that never gets answered…. Stevi was now crying, instead of answering point blank if she was attracted to women or not. After dragging this out for weeks, she finally told Mahdi she only likes hairy Iranian men, and not the rest of the haram. Though he felt relieved, […]
The second episode of this masterpiece opened with a “Flirting 101” class taught by an unofficial dating coach, Tanya. She began by having a makeshift restaurant set up, using Usman to act as a flirting professional. Since he mentioned his illustrious Nigerian singing career, his date requested a personalized song. He seemed to reuse one […]
It was finally time for the first episode of 90 Day HUNT FOR LOVE! The latest spinoff where the recycled newly single cast members get to go on a free vacation with flirtatious coeds and look for yet another failing relationship. The first familiar face was Chantel (Of the famous “Pedro & I love mee […]
Matt, Amani & BrendAny: After almost calling it quits 35 times, the thrupple still seems to be pressing onward, as they readied themselves to meet The Family BrendAny. They went to a local market to pick up a bouquet of flowers for Any’s Aunt who is the mother-figure in her life. Amani was really hoping […]
Shekinah & The Sarper Image: Since they hadn’t gotten in a fight all day, the two decided to seal the fate of their relationship in a permanent way by getting his/hers matching tattoos. Shekinah went first, branding herself with the word “Sarper” in red ink on the side of her neck, noting that red ink […]
