90 Day Fiance; Season 11 Episode 11

Stevi & Mahdi:

The newly engaged couple were now ready to discuss the details of their upcoming nuptials. Stevi was concerned that they still didn’t have her dad’s approval, especially since Mahdi didn’t like the monster truck rally. They decided to go straight from the beach getaway to her daddy’s garage to make sure he was kinda sorta giving his blessing and would walk her down the aisle. Ultimately he approved, as Stevi went in for a big, dry, emotionless side hug.
With the lackluster blessing under their belts, the couple headed off to meet up with Stevi’s friend Claire to check out their potential wedding venue. Mahdi’s “Haram of the day” was trying pork belly (Which would have gotten him arrested in Iran for sure), though he was spending the day repenting by praying for the bidet. At the venue, Claire seemed to be sizing Mahdi up, as she couldn’t help but worry about Stevi getting hurt. She had to of course work Stevi’s “art” into the conversation as a segue to bring up the fact that she had posed nude for her very own Stevi painting. This news sparked concern with Mahdi, who panicked that the in-person nude painting session could be yet another form of haram, which could possibly lead to his second arrest for the day.
After the venue tour, Mahdi confronted Stevi about the in-person naked painting, worried that she may be a little too into boobs for more than just artistic purposes. He was especially suspicious because of the way Stevi sidestepped his question, writing the suggestion off as ridiculous without answering directly if she was attracted to women. Though he was pushing to move the wedding up to save a buck, Mahdi began to rethink things as there were just too many boobs. And haram. And not enough bidets…

Shawn & DougAlliya:

The two were setting out to Sonoma County to attend their surprise engagement party…..a surprise for the guests, that is. Shawn failed to mention he was getting married to the majority of his friends and family, who might have just thought they were getting together for free food. As Shawn and DougAlliya drove along, more and more of the couples’ differences began to come out. DougAlliya had no chance catching all of Shawn’s older pop culture references and sarcasm, due to being Brazilian and GenZ. It leaves one to wonder what they have in common at all, besides hair. Lots and lots of bad hair.
After a long, unfunny car ride, the pair finally arrived at Mother Shawn’s house where Alliya got to meet her future mother in law. After a quick tour of the overcrowded home (Where it was clear to see Shawn’s inherited interior decorating sense) they sat down to discuss the upcoming party. Shawn admitted he was dreading the upcoming concerns all of the people in his life would be voicing, especially since he was personally questioning the relationship as well (It’s hard to imagine being with someone long term who doesn’t share your affinity for Barbara Streisand, and is young enough to be her great great granddaughter).
The next day was the party, and Alliya took all the time in the world perfecting her puffy hair look and putting on her feathery dress. They finally arrived at the venue, incredibly late, as they made their rounds to greet the guests. After all of this time, Shawn finally introduced Dougalliya to his three kids who seemed more familiar with his non-traditional situation than he had initially let on. One of Shawn’s old time friends questioned the relationship based on the age difference alone, which Shawn didn’t seem to think was an issue (Except DougAlliya stares blankly every time he references The Fonz, The Three Stooges, Cher, and maybe even Madonna). At the end of the day, it seems they all had a nice meet and greet, but there were many lingering questions left over whether or not the two were even compatible. Looks like that storyline will ramp up next week when DougAlliya sees a surgeon about removing the last bit of Douglas.

Matt, Amani & Any (Nuthin’ But Thrupple):

The patriarch of the Thrupple was a bit concerned, as he sat down to video chat with a good friend of his who had also lived “ThrupLife” (That’s how the cool kids refer to thrupplehood). He worried about possibly losing Amani to the other woman, as he claimed the two ladies in his life had seemed to have things “figuredout”, while he was left in the dust confused about who he’s supposed to sleep with and when. Of course this makes no sense being that they’re always fighting, but Matt doesn’t seem very quick on the uptake.
He went to find Amani sitting on the beach so they could discuss the future of Three’s Company. Amani tried her best to convince him that he was still in the loop, all while they both sat there squinting with the sun in their eyes. If I were Matt I would read the signs….aka, the tattoo Amani has on her back shoulder of two female symbols intertwined with a rainbow color pattern. No Matt symbol anywhere to be found.

Shekinah & The Sarper Image:

Back in the wood paneled interrogation room…. Sarper was still in the hot seat as he found himself surrounded by angry Shekinah clones. The Sisters Shekinah questioned Sarper’s anger issues, as he squirmed in his American flag t-shirt, trying to convince them he was now Sarper 2.0. Feeling like he had dug himself into a hole, he resorted to apologizing for his past angry-man shenanigans and hoped the swarm of sisters would move on.
Unfortunately a week after making Montana sexier, the couple returned to L.A. where they had a horrible fight. Shekinah claimed that Sarper had treated her badly, after feeling like he was trapped by their living situation, reverting back to his O.G. Sarper ways.
Meanwhile, Sharpie was outside video calling his cousin back home to update her on the latest drama. He planned on trying to speak with Shekinah to see if they could work things out. If not, he was going to have to start a new black book back in Turkey and see if he could fish his dirty headboard out of the dumpster.

Greg & Joan:

Mother Greg ascended the stairs to the couples’ lair to discuss their upcoming wedding plans. Greg had his sights set on getting married in the family’s backyard, making sure to include the chickens as ushers for the guests. Mother Greg, however, felt she didn’t want to clean the house for 75 people to come over and use up all of the hot water. She instead suggested the two tie the knot at a one-stop shopping catering hall. Joan was concerned with the cost, because she was still expecting Greg to pay her dowry before any wedding plans took place. Mama Greg raised her penciled eyebrows at the dowry idea, claiming that Greg had paid enough getting her to the U.S. and that her family has enough cows for now.

Next the couple drove Ms. Daisy (aka Mother Greg) to see the potential wedding venue. They pulled up to Macaroni Manor where they “ooo”ed and “ahh”ed at the dated window treatments and mirrored walls. After touring the ballroom and open bar area, Greg was ready to hear if they’d be able to afford the grand affair. The cost for the whole shabang was approximately $4000 and 6 cows over budget, but Mother Greg offered to help the two pay for it. Joan didn’t want to accept her offer at first, feeling funny about having to depend on her so much to basically keep them afloat. Ultimately they all had a tearful group hug about it, and decided to move the wedding indoors, though there was no mention if the chickens were still invited. All you can eat Macaroni for everyone!!