The Last Resort; Season 2 Tell All Part 3

The third installment began with Stacey and Slow-Flow, who were being evaluated by the most qualified specialists; Darcey and Georgi. Georgi was called upon to give details about the infamous night that Florian walked a drunk woman back to her apartment. He maintained Florian’s innocence, though Stacey did not seem convinced, especially since his phone’s tracking divide was conveniently off that night (She likes to keep track of him to make sure he doesn’t get mistaken for a Spirit Halloween decoration and stored in someone’s shed). Ultimately Stacey rated Florian’s trustworthiness a 7 out of 10, and wanted to work on their flawed marriage a bit longer.

Things moved over to Ari and Bini, who everyone had forgotten were even on the show. Though they were no longer together, Ari revealed that she was still helping Bini with all of his contracts and jumpy business endeavours. Ari had accused BiniBiniyumyum of cheating on her during her pregnancy, which he had vehemently denied, until now. He finally confessed to having backflipped into another woman’s body during his relationship, and now mildly apologized. She tried to encourage Bini to be a more present father, instead of living his best Vegas life playing butt bongos with random women. Of course they brought up the topic of the infamous “Shoshul Medyah passwords”, which Ari maintained she controlled for Bini’s own good. Apparently all of the women Bini was shacking up with were trying to extort him for money, and she felt by locking him out of his messages, she was saving the small fortune he doesn’t have. Mother Ari (Janus) came on stage to diplomatically defend him while also admitting he had been wrong. Ari was upset that the other castmates didn’t back her up during the retreat, which really boiled down to the fact that she was slightly unbearable. Florian voiced his concern over Biniyam’s incessant “flipping” of cast members, especially Stacey. He claimed that no one in Albania was ever flipped (But probably because vampires hate that. It restricts blood flow).

Shaun brought up the brief friendship between Ari and Julia during the retreat, which seemed to be short lived. Ari had offended Julia by calling her names via text, claiming it was all in good fun. This is of course why no one liked her, though she and Julia hugged it out on stage and attempted to make up. Even Mother Ari forgave Bini for his transgressions (I guess his flip abilities outweigh his infidelity). Next were Josh and Natalie, who admitted they had continued sleeping together after their Last Resort split. Natalie admitted she had “a lot ov veelings” which led her to make several crazy-person social media posts about Jush, some of which included his family. He stopped speaking to her entirely (But did not confirm they were no longer sleeping together. That’s totally different). “Jush” felt that the two were never “boyfriend/girlfriend” during their three year stint, and had been seeing other women on and off the entire time. He claimed that Natalie had sent him suggestive photos which he couldn’t resist, despite the fact that she’s nuttier than a fruitcake. Hopefully next week we will finally get to hear more details of the Jasmine cheating debacle.