The Last Resort; Season 2 Tell All Part 2:

This week, Julia and Brandon were still hashing out the details of Julia’s cheating scandal in which she kissed another guy before coming to America. Brandon was obviously upset, while his parents via video chat encouraged him to forgive and move on.
The conversation moved over to Sophie, where she revealed she recently had twins…. No, she didn’t hop on the “Jasmine” trend, but twin In the form of a giant boob job. She and “Rub” admitted that though they had been broken up since the pretend therapy sleepaway camp, but had been sleeping together for a few months (….something they didn’t bother doing while together). Sophie was confused about her feelings, thinking she might want to give their stupid relationship a 56th try, but finally came to her senses and realized they should just move on. Rob decided to see another British girl Sophie replacement, while Sophie dated a guy….and girl. Who happened to have had a baby together. (Does that count as “Thruppling”?? Is that a new 90 Day trend??) When all was said and done, the two agreed to move forward with a divorce, which should have made the whole thing “categorically done and dusted”. But No. Shaun played a clip from a “Behind the Scenes” episode where Jasmine was gossiping with Julia about Sophie, saying she heard that Sophie had bagged an elderly sugar daddy. Sophie tried to play it off as if it was a bad joke, while Rob seemed to get angry and defensive, claiming that Jasmine was out to try and ruin their marriage. To avoid more flying shoes, Shaun decided to call a lunch break, as the cast headed out to the green room.
Brandon and Julia seemed to be joking around and getting along, unaffected by their Tell All revelations, as they yukked it up with their castmates.
Back on set, it was time for the fake tears, as Stacey and Slow-Flo were in the hot seat. Although they said “I do again” at their “recommitment ceremony”, Stacey revealed that things had gone downhill fast. Florian furrowed his cro mag brow, agreeing with Stacey while maintaining his patented look of confusion. Everyone on the stage agreed that Flo had an anger issue, as he yelled at them that he’s quite calm. Darcey and Georgi came out in all of their Zoolander glory to weigh in on the state of the twin relationship. Darcey (Who looks like she might be auditioning for a remake of Jim Carrey’s “The Mask”) felt there wasn’t any reason for Stacey to be jealous of her brother/ sister relationship with Flo-Ryda, while Georgi seemed to have his own doubts about Florian’s faithfulness. All in all, a rather tame installation of the Last Resort saga. More Gino/ Jasmine explanation, thanks.

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