The Last Resort; Season 2 Episode 16

Back at the ridiculous “therapy session”, Gino was opening his mind to the idea of an open marriage. It was suggested that Jasmine should share her location on her phone with Gino, so he would know where she and Matt were having their affairs. Somehow the therapists felt this was great progress while everyone else cringed and tried to send Gino subliminal messages to run.
After that, they all hit the pool, with half of the women bringing their own built-in flotation devices. Brandon made a sappy speech about how much he appreciated everyone’s dysfunction, which the group felt was cheers-worthy.

The next day, Rob and Jush met up to discuss the deal with Natalie. Jush pretended to be pensive over what to do about his scary non relationship, while Rob tried to convince him that he needed to cut her loose. Darcey was packing up 60 lbs of pleather and rhinestones from her 48 hour stay. Stacey felt hopeful that their twinship would improve from their pointless time at the resort, but really wanted to focus her attention on Florian, the friendly zombie.

Gino and Jasmine seemed to be in better spirits now that they were going to possibly see other people, as they decided to take a shopping trip to the resort boutique. While shopping for bermuda shorts, Gino had an epiphany that he should go through with the open marriage deal. Jasmine’s face lit up, as she was so excited she had pulled off the scheme of a lifetime. Gino did not want to meet Matt, but hoped Jasmine would meet his future mistress (But aren’t they married people who could theoretically sleep with each other?! So confusing…)

It was finally time for the final therapy session. Everyone wore their interpretation of “high fashion” for the momentous occasion. Jasmine revealed that Gino had agreed to the open marriage schtick to the group, as they all looked on with wide eyes (Well, Natalie’s are always that way). With the help of the non-therapists, Jasmine was hoping she and Gino could write down some rules for their new agreement so they had some sort of open marriage constitution.

Josh decided to break things off with Natalie, once and for all (AGAIN), claiming he was doing it for her own good. Natalie tried to take the high road, pretending to be above the drama and ready to find her next victim. Stacey cried for Natalie for some reason (I think fake crying is just her favorite). Next week is the FINAL EPISODE before the Tell All, which is what I really earned after 17 episodes.