The Last Resort; Season 2, Episode 14

Apparently since we last saw them, Rob and Sophie had some additional counseling which has allowed them to be in each others’ presence once again. They playfully jumped on top of each other outside in the courtyard in an attempt to demonstrate they could still have fun together.

Later that evening, Stacey and Flo were met by Darcey for a thrupple counseling session. Darcey had to assert her differences as the older sister (7 minutes wiser), as she tried her best to convince the therapist that she was only there for peace. Stacey expressed her annoyance with Darcey and Florian’s budding friendship, especially since the elder twin had been calling at 3am to hear some of Flo’s “deep thoughts”. She wanted FlorNDecor to confirm that he wasn’t attracted to her carbon copy, which caused his cro-mag brow to furrow. The end result was the twins deciding to set boundaries and give each other a little breathing room (which is hard to do after 14 nose jobs).

The whole crew set off in a set of vans to head out for the night. Josh had gotten a little side therapy of his own, causing him to want to try and make things work with Natalie yet again. As they piled into the van, Josh began to hit on Natalie, using creepy pickup lines as he attempted to suck her crazy eyes out of her head through her duck lips. Natalie tried to deter Josh by hanging all over Gino, asking him for a Jasmine update. Gino felt their relationship may be headed for an upswing, as the two had been making a little bit of progress since he made his non-confession.
Once they all arrived at the bar, they split up for various games of Jenga, pool, and knock hockey. Darcey appeared to have some kind of important phone call that required her to pull Stacey away from her good time so she could kill the mood. Darce revealed that Georgi had let her know Florian had been seen out with 2 blonde girls, one of which mentioned he had taken her home. The twins reaffirmed their twin-bond as Stacey swished off in her mountain of red fringe to confront Slow-Flo. Florian denied any foul play, maintaining that he merely brought a sloppy drunk back to her apartment to earn a boy scout patch, no big deal. Stacey felt she was being lied to, as she stormed off, probably questioning how Florian could even get anyone at a bar to talk to him.

Jasmine took the time at the bar to sit Gino down and give him an ultimatum; He either has to open up his pants or open their marriage. He had no plans to participate in “freelance cheating”, (or whatever that pseudo therapist called it last week) and was shocked to hear that Jasmine already had another man on standby. She confessed her gym connection could be her potential side piece, which sent Gino into “gotcha” mode. Jasmine stomped off in her cowboy hat, feeling like she was still innocent, as she was consoled by Julia. I’m not sure how much longer we have left of this season, but I am really looking forward to the Tell All.