Monthly Archives: February 2025

The Last Resort; Season 2 Episode 13

This week kicked off with Darcey getting a little gym time in with “The Knob”, discussing her recent vaginal rejuvenation surgery (Rob didn’t discuss his. Too painful). Rob was under the impression he was listening to Stacey talk about her brand new vagina, when he realized it was her evil twin. Darcey explained the recent […]

90 Day Fiance; Season 11 Episode 2

Stevi & Mahdi: Stevi was preparing to pick up her groom-to-be from the airport, but was a bit nervous about her new roommate’s ability to adjust to her quirks. She claims to have terrible night terrors, hates wearing pants in the house, and has a touch of the OCD. As she drove down to New […]

The Last Resort; Season 2 Episode 12

After last week’s “primal scream” therapy, Stacey was complimenting Flo on his conflict resolution skills, which unfortunately only benefitted Natalie. FLOryda possessed a natural ability to tame the crazy eyed vixen, something he undoubtedly learned during his time with the Silvas. Stacey felt Flo-botomy should really be focusing his therapy skills on their own relationship, […]

90 Day Fiancé; Season 11 Episode 1

Jessica & Juan: Returning from a previous season of “Love in Paradise” are Juan and Jessica….You know, the girl from “Cow Poop, Wyoming” and the Colombian cruise ship bartender who met on vacation and had a baby?? Well, they’re back, and we got a glimpse into Jessica’s life in Wyoming. Her two blonde sons played […]

The Last Resort; Season 2 Episode 11

This episode of The Last Resort began with the oddly shaped therapist pulling Brandon and Julia aside to discuss the recent “bombshell” Julia had just dropped. Brandon sobbed, feeling like he could have spent the rest of his life not knowing Julia had briefly lip-locked with her former KGB boyfriend 4 years ago, as he […]

The Last Resort; S2 Episode 10

This week began with Brandon’s reaction to Julia’s big secret; She had cheated on him with her ex boyfriend 5 years prior. He was doing his best to process all of the new information, but couldn’t help but feel confused and hurt as he tried to figure out how to proceed. This week’s theme was […]

Before the 90 Days Season 7 Tell All Part 4

Last week’s Tell All left off with Loren and Faith inevitably ending their ridiculous journey. Shaun called for a much needed break, as they all headed off to grab free snacks, which is the real reason why they’re there (Well, at least Loren..way better than eating garbage and drinking pee) Vanja decided to chat it […]