Part two of the Tell All began with Invisible Ing… in otherwords..Ingi has left the building. Sarper the mediator called Ingi privately to see if he would return to the big screen, without much luck. Ingmeister left his friend “Gummi” (pronounced “Goom-may”, which sounds more sophisticated than the worm or bear variety) to take his […]
Joey Baggadonuts & Madna: Back in Poland, the two were still getting acclimated ad learning each other in person…which included their names. MagDUH was confused as to why she was being called a combination of MagNUH or MaDNAM, which seemed to blow Joey’s mind. She was so smitten with the Italian stallion that she felt […]
Corona arrived at the Tell All in a ridiculous outfit, ready to tell her side of the story. Josh and James convened in the green room, each looking more awkward in their silky Asian man shirts as they exchanged pleasantries. Joanne entered the room wearing a pound of metaphysical jewelry, while Sarper and Shekinah came […]
Shekinah & The Sarper Image: Sarper took Shekinah on a very special boat ride around Turkey. The two were dressed in their fineries, as they sat down to a fancy boat dinner. Shekinah could tell Sarper had something special planned, but it wasn’t until he dropped to one knee, opened a small jewelry box and […]
Sunny & OyVey-Ha: Sunny and VeyHa were sitting in bed, discussing their sultry evening of consummation in the most annoying voices possible. Since Sunny was in such a great post-coital mood, Veah thought it would be a great time to tell him she had made plans for them to hang out with Rory. Sunny was […]
Tigerlily & Adenoids: After the rocky start to their recent reunion, the couple seemed to make up as they took a trip to the local “Grand Bazaar” for a shopping run. Tigerlily didn’t dress properly for the occasion, as she decided to wear stiletto shoes and a thick coat to traipse about the uneven cobblestone. […]
Benson & Stabler: Back in the van down by the river… Before Statler had to start work for the day, she took Dempsey for a scenic train ride. Unfortunately instead of buying tickets for the real deal town train tour, she bought some kind of mall trolley tickets, which were the perfect setting for the […]
Niles & Matilda: The happy couple were off to Matilda’s hometown of Kumasi so Niles could meet the family. Of course he was going to have to call the caterers to cancel since they wouldn’t be getting married on this trip, but he felt hopeful the family Matilda would still accept him anyway (Hope he […]
