Statler & Dempsey: After their awkward street corner meeting, Stempsey headed back to their hotel room, complimenting each other all the while. In Between the moments of flattery there were long bouts of extreme awkward silence, mostly due to nerves, but also just personality. Back at the hotel, Statler gave Dempsey the grand tour of […]
Monthly Archives: July 2023
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Brandan & Mary:Brandan is a 23 year old yutz from Eugene, Oregon who likes to share just about everything with his girlfriend Mary. Since Mary, who is also 23 years old, lives in the Philippines, they…
Statler & Dempsey: Statler was on her way to jolly old England to finally meet Dempsey (She should’ve gotten a 2 for one deal on flights with Christian… he could’ve had an equally awkward drinking partner). Unfortunately Dempsey somehow missed her flight home from her vacation in Thailand, leaving Statler to her own devices (which […]
Gino & Jasmaniac: Jasmine and Gino were seemingly getting along after making up last week. Afraid to break their streak of peace, Jasmine decided to go out for a little while to give Jeeeeeno some space. She took a walk to a park where she stopped to call Dane, her neighbor/ secret ex boyfriend from […]
Meisha & Neeeeee-colaaaaa (Said like the “Ricola” commercial): Back in the holy land…(and the extremely unholy mess of a hotel room)..Nicola was pretending to sneak over to Meisha’s side of the room to wake her up. She acted startled, sitting up after a good night’s sleep with a full face of makeup and the perfect […]