Jenny & Stewmeat: Back at the honeymoon suite, the couple were discussing the details of their romantic night together (It the headboard’s a-rockin’, don’t come a-knockin’! No, like literally. You will never be able to get that image out of your head). After they were done giggling like school girls about their sexy-time, they tried […]
Monthly Archives: September 2022
Libby & Undrrrrrei: Libby warmed up her nasal vocal cords with her voice coach as she prepared for her newest endeavor of singing children’s songs, all while wearing a matronly blouse. They started their session with the classic standard “Mary had a little lamb” (which could have been foreshadowing for Kim & Usman’s trip to […]
Big Ed & Regular Sized Liz:Ed returned from his seedy late night park chat with his friend Rich, to see Liz waiting up nervously. She worried that Ed would be influenced at the meeting and end their ridiculous relationship for the 9th time. Much to her surprise, Ed solidified his decision to stay together, letting […]
Libby & Unnnndrei: The Moldy real estate mogul was wearing a rather metrosexual velvet floral shirt as he vacuumed in preparation for the couples’ house warming party. They made sure to have the affair catered with the finest of charcuterie platters, consisting of a smorgasbord of cold cuts from the Moldovan region. Undrrrrei only invited […]