I will preface this finale recap by saying that this has been one of the longest, most boring seasons in all of 90 Day history. Ellie and Victor were so boring they didn’t even make it on the finale, and Bini & Ari had a 5 minute anticlimactic segment. All of the weddings included animals […]
Monthly Archives: November 2021
SteVen & Alina: Alina is determined to get all of the paperwork in order for the big Stalina wedding so the couple won’t have to go home to their respective countries, where Steven will most likely skiddlypoop other girls. They headed over to the marriage registrar in Turkey to skiddlypoop up both of their lives. […]
Jenny & Slumflea: After receiving the Parents Sunchips’ official statement of indifference last week, Jenny was excited to head to the family astrologer to figure out the couples’ long awaited wedding date. The astrologer consulted “the stars”, who gave the green light to get married in approximately 9 days (Pretty sure he just shook his […]
Jenny & Stringcheese: Since the parental visit has been somewhat of a disaster, Scrapheap decided to call for backup by way of the family’s personal astrologer. They all sat down together to read their collective charts and try to get Mother Swapmeet to take things down a notch. The astrologer wasted no time letting Mother Smee […]
Steven & Alina:It’s finally time for Steven to have his social media-sectomy, as per Alina’s direct orders. Before the deed could be done, Alina took a gander through Steve-O’s DMs, only to find suspicious messages that looked a bit too friendly for her liking.Steven finally gave in to deleting his account, though the act did […]