Darcey & Stacey
Darcey & Stacey; Here I am, on Episode 8!
Quarantine is in full effect as we see the twins begin to wilt.
Headbands and hair scarves have become a staple as the extensions are molting. Home manicures are a part of the daily routine. Get the flesh tone spray paint out- It’s basically “Death Becomes Her; The Sequel”.
Darcey explains to her daughters that she’s going to rent an apartment for her and Georgi, her long haired Bulgarian boy toy that she’s met twice, to live together in a sort of pandemic love experiment. She feels that moving in together on date 3 will help save the time of a long dramatic relationship.( And if this doesn’t work out, I think she should try to go on “Married At First Sight”)
Georgi is stocking up on the rose oil, as he heads off with his impressive man bun from D.C. to Connecticut to move in with Darcey. He shows up to the love nest with white roses, which conveniently matched his facemask. They awkwardly hand fed each other strawberries, while Darcey made yummy noises and cringe-worthy sexual innuendos.
As luck would have it, Darcey’s apartment building had another studio to spare, so Stacey and everyone’s favorite Albanian Instagram model, Florian, are moving in across the hall. Since the deadline for Snorian’s Visa is quickly approaching and with the uncertainties of Quarantine, the power couple decides to keep their original wedding date and get married in secret.
Stacey was getting all dolled up in the apartment bathroom, piling on the makeup and diving head first into her fluffy sparkly wedding dress. It was an intimate ceremony with a lot of low lying candles that Flo meticulously arranged to create ambiance, but could have easily turned Stacey into a bridal flambe. The officiant began his spiel, and It seemed like this fairytale hotel room wedding was going perfectly……that was, until the officiant realized the marriage license was issued in a different county than the wedding location, which made it invalid. Stacey, desperate to keep their original wedding date, rushed Florian and the super patient officiant (who I hope was getting paid time and a half) to the doorstep of her father’s house, which was in the correct county, to seal the deal. She slipped into a second wedding dress that she had conveniently laying around (which was lucky, as I don’t think she would’ve been able to fit in the car in the poofy number).
They made it to the doorstep before the clock struck midnight (which was good, because Florian would’ve turned back into a festive gourd- not even an actual pumpkin) where they said “I do”-again, and kissed as legal Angel and My Angel. They saved a ton of money on videography by having the whole thing caught on The Ring security camera.
Post midnight nuptials, the couple returned to their new apartment where we saw them have a quarantine honeymoon. Stacey set up a rainbow blanket, put up a picture of a beach on the flat screen tv, and got the couple matching tropical themed cups so they would feel like they were really on vacation (Hopefully she blasted “Kokomo”. Nothing says tropical vacation like the Beach Boys. Also, I just love the thought of Florian staring blankly, set to The Beach Boys). Florian looked thrilled as ever, as the two started to eat each others’ faces off- Hannibal style.
Somehow Darcey knew nothing about the secret wedding. She didn’t have a twin sense and didn’t even seem to sniff the potential 5 alarm fire Florian had set up in the apartment building. She did, however, receive more intel from the woman in the suspicious photos with Florian in Albania, who said they were “more than friends”. This woman sent Darcey a confusing video of she and Flo laying in bed together, pretending to do things you would only do with one’s “angel”. Darcey was very concerned, and it looks like she will be showing Stacey the video next week.
I’ve made it this far…. I will probably tune in next week to see the end of the honeymoon and see how Snorian wiggles his way out of this one.
Great! 😂🤣😂 the best moment, Stacey diving into her Dress!! For a moment looked like she was stuck halfway !!!
I love it! “Married at First Sight” this is hilarious!!
Is it just me, or is Stacey looking years younger than Darcey?
Love your commentary as always!
I just wonder how she did up all those buttons in the back since she was in the room all alone?
Good recap, and does TLC want us to believe that Darce is clueless about what the Flomeistser is really doing in bed, with another woman, half clothed? Like is that where the plot gets thick? I mean Darce has already cried about Curious George….will she cry about Flowbee? This show sucked me in, mottling and all…..
Only you, Erica , ONLY YOU, can make this white trash dumpster fire into the absolute riot that you have…..I will read it again, cuz the precious morsels are everywhere….😂😂😂😂
Great, as usual!
A totally playful resume! Well done
Perfection, as always!
Perfection, as always! You’re the best!