The Other Way; S2, EP 10

KARMANDO:

Kenny tells Armando he’s going to try and set up a Mexican bank account all by himself, but is secretly meeting up with ⅔rds of his triplets to plan his marriage proposal. He went back to the casa to take Armando out for dinner, then surprised him with a romantic stroll by the beach. He got really choked up as he expressed his happiness and feelings towards Armando, before busting out the ring and popping the question. Armando of course said yes, and people everywhere were cheering and tearing up. (I wasn’t, because I’m permanently scarred from listening to Tania sip her tea, and fear I may never be the same. But I might have been otherwise)

The next item on the docket is to “meet the parents “. Hopefully Papa Armando comes around and we won’t have to give him the fly swatter of shame. 

Brittany & Yazan:

The two meet up on the street to head over for a day date to the mosque. Yazan is really into Brittany’s new style (a more modest look with a hijab over her weave).

Brittany seems to be more willing and open to giving Islam a chance, though she describes her personal belief system as “positive affirmations” (ironic since she’s been yelling most of this season…)

The mosque adventure went well, until Brittany had to wash her makeup off 5 times a day. She realized then and there that this religion is not for her.

She met up with Yazan again at a cafe where he complimented the most modest outfit Fashion Nova had to offer. Before brittany could even receive the tea she ordered in Arabic, Yazan announced that she has 3 days to convert. (This ultimatum sounded like something out of a fairytale if the sun sets on the third day, she will turn back into a 7 layer cake). Brittany of course said “me no accept this” and high tailed it out of the place, causing a scene for the sake of avoiding causing a scene. She eventually went back to the table and tried rationally explaining that she can’t afford to convert, because she’d be going through 5xs the amount of makeup daily, while Yazan just stared at her and said “love you babe”. Its interesting how they can be so boring and yet so full of drama at the same time. 

Cheesestick & Melyza:

Tune in next week to watch Tim tell the following people he cheated, while crying:

1. The mailman
2. The bus driver
3. A random guy on the beach in a speedo
4. An entire “futbol” team
5. Juan Valdez

Many fly swatters of shame for you, Teem!

Deavan & Jihoon:

It appears the couple has made up after the wacky translator incident. They found a new apartment for their family of four to rent for a month until they can find something more long term…that is, if Jihoon gets to work and quits his nap routine. Deavan actually seems happy for once, and Drascilla is thrilled with the fact that the new apartment has an adjoining playground where she can coat herself in sand and play with centipedes. Things finally seemed to be looking up, until the final moments of the episode, where Drascilla took off running and everyone is crying. Hope she’s okay and they just edited for maximum drama, but from the previews, poor Jihoon looks to be in the doghouse once again.