Love After Lockup, Episode 11

Angela & Tony:
Ang and Toe-knee met up with their overall-clad wedding planners. I couldn’t pay attention to the wedding details, because I was too busy wondering if their overalls were part of a uniform. (Is it part of their marketing?
“We are OVERALL the best wedding planners this side of the Mississippi!”). I also loved that they are planning to have a buddha statue down the aisle, to keep things zen, no doubt. Angela is rooting the bill and sparing no expense to make this Tony’s dream wedding.
Tony tells Angela he wants his ex prison bud Andre, the crack dealer, to be the best man. Let’s be honest, ex crack dealers probably throw a hell of a bachelor party. Angela specifically did not want Tony going to a strip club, which is precisely what Andre3000 had in mind. They invite Tommy so he could earn his “take an ex con to the strip club” boyscout patch.
That’s when the cops busted in. Ok not the real cops, but two very rough looking strippers dressed as cops, and they hauled Tony off to the champagne room for a frisking.
Tommy boy used his spy cam to take video of Tony and the awful strippers and sends it off to the bride to be.
Angela comes stomping into the strip club like gangbusters and hauls Tony off to “time out”. She claims to be rethinking the whole wedding, but I’m sure she left a deposit with Overalls and Overalls Incorporated, so she’ll probably go through with it. Can’t wait to see all of the details Tony picked out come together tomorrow night. Move over, David Tutera!

Lacey, Shane, & ShaJohn:
Lacey and ShaJohn are riding in a car (though it’s not explained where they were coming from) and ShaJohn is telling her she needs to let Shane bounce out on that trampoline he’s been building for the last 2 episodes. Lacey feels torn between her two inmates, but is still very mad about Shane’s infidelity before their wedding. She claims that she doesn’t want to be intimate with ShaJohn until she ends things with Shane….guess she doesn’t want to double dip.
She arrived back to her house with Shane lounging on the bed, displaying his pit stains for all to see. He asks where she has been, and she again yells at him for cheating and begins packing his stuffing in a plastic bin. Shane tries to keep Lacey from kicking him out by saying how much he lives her, and mentioning all of his hard work building that trampoline for 2 weeks….but they head out the front door. Little did Shane know, ShaJohn was there, and you can spot the producer in the background probably making sure security is close by. Lacey better get the jello pit ready, looks like these two are ready to fight for their favorite inflatable doll!

Clint & Tracie:
First things first; Why does the mailbox say “Skillz”?
Ok now let’s move on….
Clint is trying to break into his crack house through the garage, when Tracie let’s him in through the front door.
She seems completely tweaked out packing all of her clothes and antagonizing Clint. He tries to encourage Tracie to go to rehab but she said No.No.Nooo. .. Clint punched himself in the head 10 times in a row, which at this point can only do more good than harm.
He then calls his mom to tattle-tell, “Moooom, Tracie’s doing meth again and being a meanie-head!!” Clint’s poor mother tries to plead with him to let go of Tracie and “shut it down”, but Clint is addicted to his Goddess, and stays. They had a brief argument over who keeps Blazer, their dog, who Tracie had run off with previously (I’d be giving Blazer a hand sanitizer bath right about now, who knows where that poor dog has been). Tracie then brings up the fact that she had been pregnant with Clint’s baby and had gotten an abortion. Though a very touchy subject, the crack den is no place for an innocent baby. They seemed to end the episode on a calmer note.

Brittany & Marcelino:
Brittany is still upset after her fight with Marcelino, so she meets up with her prison girlfriend Amanda. It seemed like the only logical place to have a deep conversation about serious life issues, while pregnant, is in the back of a truck on the side of the highway outside of a state penitentiary. She tells Amanda about Marcelino lying, and how she won’t let her kids grow up in the same situation she did. Before leaving their spot on the highway, Brittany screamed and made hand gestures to the inmates who were outside on recess to send greetings to her old bunkie, Sascha, who is serving a long sentence.
After the roadside prison stakeout, Brittany goes home to talk with Marcelino in their cinderblock backyard. The talk goes well and they make up. He promises not to lie, and she promises not to throw beer in their marital bed.

Michael/Sarah/Ghettosuperstar Sarah/Megan MuhQueen/New Female Maria:

Sarah rolls up to the Days Inn lobby to confront Michael about standing up his Pretty Girl all day (and ya know, gloat to Maria that she slept with Michael, which he denies). Of course Maria starts right up, defending her spiritual husband, and gets in Sarah’s face. Sarah leaves for awhile and let’s Ghettosuperstar Sarah take the wheel. There’s a lot of screaming, hand gestures, and fighting, so much so that the hotel manager comes out, trying to keep the peace and Michael started screaming in his face. It was the first time we’ve ever seen him show any sign of life behind that giant vacant forehead. He seemed to just spiral out of control from there. He was jumping and screaming “Nobody touch me”, (social distancing before it was cool…..). Ghetto Superstar Sarah screams for Michael to get in the car, fearing he’s going to get arrested if the cops come, but he leaves with Maria instead. Sarah is crushed. She has to go home to raise her mtherfuckin’ kids without any mtherf*ckin crack. Back in the van with Maria, the gigolo life is catching up to Michael….he’s got 99 problems and Maria’s just one.