Love After Lockup, episode 8

Angela & Tony:
Momma Angela dropped Tony off on a playdate with Tommy to the suit shop to look for something to wear for the wedding. Tony tried on a white suit 5 sizes too big, and Tommy reassured him how great it looked (sweet revenge), and then dropped the bomb on Tony that he had recently proposed to Angela. I’d love to see this fight, short though it would be. (#TeamTommy)
Back at the ranch, Tony confronted Angela about keeping Tommy’s proposal a secret (all while standing in front of what looks to be another Tony masterpiece prison doodle hanging on the wall). Next week looks like we get to watch Tony go to a strip club…rut-roh!

Brittany & Marcelino:
Marcelino returns home from poker lessons with hard livin’ Barbie and still hasn’t come clean to Brittany. The old Brittany would have probably beat his ass right then and there, but new reformed mother Theresa Brittany responsibly dropped her kids off before returning home to pour warm beer all over Marcelino while he lay in their bed. I was just thinking shes going to have to clean that up at some point, and now her room stinks, but it’s not a felony. Part of me thinks this whole storyline is completely made up to add drama, since the puppy drama didn’t seem to stick.

Clint & Tracie:
Clint slept over his parents’ house while Tracie was running amok. Clint’s mother keeps trying to talk sense into him, which is pretty much pointless. She should put Clint up for adoption at this point.
Tracie finally calls Clint, and he claims he wants to rush home to check on his dog (sure). We see him enter their crack den of a garage and pound on the door. In the previews for this week he was found repeatedly punching himself in the head, which can only help at this point. To be continued…

Andrea & Lamar:
Andrea invited her friend Michelle over to mediate the situation with Lamar. She tells Michelle about the condom contraband, and Michelle is underwhelmed. She doesn’t understand
how Andrea decided that Lamar having his brother’s condoms in his pocket equals paying prostitutes, but she feels Andrea needs to let down her guard and really figure things out with her out of state husband.
Andrea gets a makeover to look her best to go for a hike in the mountains with Lamar. She warns her kids that while she’s gone, not to open the door for anyone, not even Jesus. Andrea and Lamar hash out their differences, mountain-side, and decide they’re taking the family’s location up to a vote. Lamar better catch up on “Big Love”, looks like he’s moving to Utah.

Megan Ma-Queen/Michael/Sarah/Ghetto Sarah/ Maria:
Michael spent the night at Sarah’s house, and Maria is ready to throw down. Michael doesn’t really answer any of Maria’s inquiry as to where he was or why he didn’t pick up the phone, or why he spent the night and didn’t come back until noon….but Michael, being the sexy beast that he is, sweet talked her into bed and took her mind off of the topic at hand. (Even Megan called while he was there, just to round things out).
In the meantime, Sarah was telling the producers what REALLY happened on family fun night; She and crusty Michael got it on. Why all of these girls choose to do this is beyond me. Why Sarah wants to do this is baffling, being that she knows he has Maria with him at the hotel and 2 weeks ago she was doing all kind of karate moves to yell that he “ain’t sh*t. Lookatchuuuu”.
While Maria is looking to be in better spirits at the hotel, Michael sneaks off to go downstairs and talk to Megan on the phone, claiming he’s going to come visit. Michael admits he likes to keep all of his ladies on the hook. Still baffling.
Sarah is angry that Michael never showed up for his ice cream date with his Pretty Girl (shocker), so she popped up at the hotel to confront him…..while he and Maria were both conveniently outside the lobby. Maria begins screaming at Sarah, and they are fighting over Michael being both a real husband and a spiritual husband. Michael tries to push Maria by her boob out of Sarah’s face, but no such luck- shes on her way to being on “Cops”. Sarah is smirking, because she just can’t wait to tell Maria that she was with Michael the night before, especially since she has security around from both the show and hotel. Can’t wait to see them drag this out for another two weeks…

Lacy / Shane/ Sha-John:
Lacy is still having sexy video chats with ShaJohn while Shane and her dad are still building the trampoline from last week (it’s a hell of a trampoline!).Lacy is telling the cameras that you need to have trust in a marriage while ironically presenting her boobs via satellite to ShaJohn. They really weren’t in the episode much, but this week looks promising!