Love After Lockup; Season 2, Episode 6

Lace-face is still angry from Shane’s revelation at the skating rink that he cheated on her before their wedding, while in a drunken stupor. So she did the only logical thing and called Sha-John to visit him while Shane was at work, aka standing somewhere in a hard hat.
Sha-John’s work happens to be fixing a water heater at a random person’s house, where it looks like it’s about to be the setting of an adult film. If I were those homeowners, I’d just burn the house down and collect the insurance money. So much easier than bleaching every surface.
Lacey confesses her love to Sha-John and eventhough she has a “Shane” crotch tattoo, she makes out with Sha-John while he’s on the clock. Which “Sh” will she shoose??

Tracie & Clint:
The producers show up to Hobbes, New Mexico with Clint (and the house) looking like a total disaster area. Clint tells production that the night before, they had some “awesome sex”, and when he awoke, she had taken the dog and the car and he hadn’t heard from her since. Sounds like a country song!!….with meth.
She refuses to go to rehab and is still out on bail. During his interview, Tracie calls, and she just yells at him and refuses all help. I can’t help but think about how bad that house must stink with those 3000 cigarette butts in the ashtray.

Andrea & Lamar:
Andrea called her friend Stephanie to come pick up the kids because she needed to confront Lamar about some findings in his coat pocket.
Once alone, she attempted to have a civil conversation with him, giving him the room to admit any guilt, while holding back her findings. Finally she could wait no longer, and she threw the coat pocket condoms at Lamar and proceeded to attack him like a rabid animal. Can’t wait for Friday!

Brittany & Marcelino:
Brittany decides that since she’s pregnant, has a 1 year old, a 4 year old, is looking for her adopted children, and doing this all on a poker player’s salary that it would be the perfect time to bring home a puppy. (Didn’t they already have that big white dog?) Marcelino was not thrilled, as he seemed to be the only one who realizes that animals cost money and time. After the puppy debacle, we see Marcelino speed off “play poker”, but he ends up going to a random women’s house. Is he moonlighting as Marcelino Bigelow; Male Gigolo? Can’t wait to find out Friday, (or in 2 weeks, because they will most likely drag it out).

Cheryl & Josh 4Eva:
Welcome back, Cheryl and Josh. They returned to our TVs and this time, Cheryl is mad that Josh was late to look at apartments with her. Josh has had enough, and doesn’t want to risk their fighting escalating and the possibility that he could go back to prison. There was a lot of yelling including Cheryl screaming “I hope you go to hell”, and Josh in a very matter of fact way replying with “I probably will”. Gosh they’re cute! Looks like we can kiss the dreams of another shittyass castle wedding goodbye! Josh’s mom Tina was pretty excited to hear the news while a montage of Cheryl screaming at Josh played in the background. Goodbye, Cheryl & Josh. You will live on in syndication.

Megan/ Michael/ Sarah/ New Female Maria …….
Megan seems currently irrelevant, yet she’s the warm up girl this episode, showcasing her singing skills. She hasn’t heard from Michael at all so she calls his mother to check in on him, who was of no help. Shocking.
Back in Rochester, Sarah has put her alter ego ghetto superstar Sarah back in her cage, and she calmly texts Michael about going to therapy to improve their parenting situation.
Michael is still holed up at the Comfort Inn with Maria, who must be a part time family counselor in her own right.
He shows up to therapy a half hour late, without any excuse. He squints and mumbles and tells the therapist that Sarah still wants him, which releases ghetto superstar Sarah in full effect. In her ghetto rage, she informs Michael that she currently has full custody over their “pretty girls”. Which leaves one to wonder….did he really think he would get custody? He returns to New Female Maria at the hotel, defeated, but is comforted when she tells him she needs to pay Sarah a visit. Let’s hope Sarah rips Maria’s weird eyebrows off.  Missing from this episode were Angela & Tony. I’m going to take the sim cards out of their cell phones to see where they were…