90 Day Book Report: Season 7- Episode 6

90 Day Book Report: Season 7- Episode 6

90 Day Book Report: Season 7, Episode 12

Episode 12
Michael & Juliana:Julianna was pretty upset about her family back in the Amazon Prime not even bothering to call on her wedding day. They were most likely working, driving the Uber car she bought them with Michael’s credit card, and I’m sure there are strict “hands free” cell phone rules.She looked beautiful walking down …

90 Day Book Report; Seaon 7, Episode 10

Mike & Natalie:Big Mike and Natashkala sat down post-fight to discuss their relationship status with the production crew. When asked if she loves Mike, Natalie was quiet….she did an RCA puppy head tilt….she gave a few weird responses that didn’t make sense…. she did an exorcist move with her neck…..she pretended not to remember …

90 Day Book Report: Season 7, Holiday Tribute Edition

‘Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house, Many creatures were stirring, and finding a spouse. Cinnamon was nestled all snug in his shed, With visions of Tania and frizz on her head. Mee-Maw was huntin’ and totin’ with care, And wishing that Michael would soon be right there. A …

90 Day Book Report: Season 7, Episodes 8 & 9

Emily & Saschinator:
Emily, the Saschinator and baby Dave survived the long journey from
Russia and finally landed in Indiana. They had to pay an extra $50
because their luggage was over the 50lb weight limit, and by that I
mean baby Dave. (Relax, I think hes the cutest ever and I’m not being
mean, hes …

90 Day Book Report: Season 7, Episode 7

Emily & Saschinator: Emily, the Saschinator and baby Dave survived the long journey from Russia and finally landed in Indiana. They had to pay an extra $50 because their luggage was over the 50lb weight limit, and by that I mean baby Dave. (Relax, I think hes the cutest ever and …

90 Day Book Report: Season 7, Episode 11

Juliana & Michael:
It’s wedding pregame time over in Michael’s house with his brother, his
friend Clay, and the spike of hairgel on Clay’s head. If things get
boring at the wedding, they can use it to play ring toss.
Juliana is getting wedding-ready with her 2 close friends and glamsqaud
in a separate quadrant of the …

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives: Tell All Part 1 & 2

Caesar & Maria via Satellite: Caesar on the Tell All mostly just tried explaining himself to everyone and defending his decision to stay committed to his imaginary friend Maria. After each cast member had a chance to act like a therapist, trying to talk sense into him because they are all …

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives: Finale

Rebecca & Zied: Well, it’s time for Rebecca to return her rental car. Zied is going to miss so so much. But he tells Rebecca it’s ok because she will see his face in her car, in her home, in her bed….and then she remembered her interior decorating theme for her …

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives: Episode 11

Rebecca & Zied: Well, Rebecca was wondering the desert looking for Zied. Helpful hint; follow the grease trail on the sand. The thought of losing Zied forever made Rebecca so much vomit, while I myself feel the opposite. Zied confirmed he was man Arabic. Nothing happened with them, except more …

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives: Episode 10

Rebecca &Zied: Rebecca finally looked deep into Zied’s big, deer-in-headlights eyes and told him her dreaded secret- shes still legally married to her last 90 day fiance. His response was “I’m so?” Followed by a blank stare. This so much no good. Rebecca feels as though she may never find …

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives; Episode 9

Rebecca & Zied: Zied whisked Rebecca away to a romantic tent in the dessert, which luckily had air conditioning, which Zied thought was “so much beautiful”. He got so much jealous when seeing a picture of Rebecca’s last Moroccan man-child, and acted so much scary. Nothing else happened at all, …

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives; Episode 8

Rebecca & Zied: These 2 were pretty boring this episode. Zied likes to litter so much while riding in the car, then he scammed Rebecca for money so she could essentially buy herself her own engagement ring. Riveting. Next week looks more interesting though. So much. Avery & Omar: I …

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives: Episode 7

Rebecca & Zied: The episode starts with a leisurely stroll through a Tunisian marketplace, where Zied can be heard saying his 2 phrases; “It is so much beautiful” and “I love so much”. Followed by a cat maybe or maybe not using a spice bin as his litter box. Note to self; …