Caesar & Maria via Satellite: Caesar on the Tell All mostly just tried explaining himself to everyone and defending his decision to stay committed to his imaginary friend Maria. After each cast member had a chance to act like a therapist, trying to talk sense into him because they are all CLEARLY qualified, the host […]
Monthly Archives: October 2019
Rebecca & Zied: Well, it’s time for Rebecca to return her rental car. Zied is going to miss so so much. But he tells Rebecca it’s ok because she will see his face in her car, in her home, in her bed….and then she remembered her interior decorating theme for her house is “Zied-chic”. But […]
Rebecca & Zied: Well, Rebecca was wondering the desert looking for Zied. Helpful hint; follow the grease trail on the sand. The thought of losing Zied forever made Rebecca so much vomit, while I myself feel the opposite. Zied confirmed he was man Arabic. Nothing happened with them, except more Zied talk so much Geico […]
Rebecca &Zied: Rebecca finally looked deep into Zied’s big, deer-in-headlights eyes and told him her dreaded secret- shes still legally married to her last 90 day fiance. His response was “I’m so?” Followed by a blank stare. This so much no good. Rebecca feels as though she may never find someone like Zied, but I’m […]