Before the 90 Days of Our Lives: Episode 6

Angela & Michael:
Nigeria is a dangerous place……..but mostly just because Angela has landed!! Ignore the men with the guns and iron spikes, just steer clear of Angela and her man! The idea of Angela in a Nigerian prison sounds like the premise of a whole new reality show that I’d LOVE to watch. “Locked up a Crazy Broad, Abroad”!
It seemed like their reunion was going well, until Michael had to lie again. She had to stare at that boat picture like she was looking at a “Magic Eye”poster, but if you squint just right, you can see there was a woman!
I thoroughly enjoy Angela’s tantrums, probably much more than Michael does.

Rebecca & Zied:
This episode exposed the truth behind Zied’s greasy hair; he doesn’t have a shower. It’s all coming together now.
Zied pretty much confessed to his mother that hes cool with being Rebecca’s boy toy. She didn’t seem to mind either. When they showed Rebecca in his bedroom, I was half expecting his comforter to have her face printed on it😂 I wonder if she found more t-shirts in his dresser with his ex girlfriends filtered faces.

Ben & Quinoa:
The shower scene (which likely just made Zied jealous) was very unnecessary. No wonder Quinoa was marveling at Ben being so hairy- his back hair was gross. I can understand that there would be cultural differences, but usually when you meet anyone its customary anywhere to say “hello” in one way or another. That meeting between the Family Quinoa and Ben was painfully awkward to watch. Fidel is also so welcoming and friendly. This is definitely going to work.

Jiminey Cricket & Pao #2:
There is no ravaging going on at this slumber party! Just face masks and belittling! It seemed strange that she was bringing him to meet her grandparents, being that she doesn’t like him and they aren’t currently even getting to first base yet. The big secret turned out to be that he’d been to Columbia before with his Colombian ex girlfriend. Wow, riveting. I’m more impressed that hes had multiple girlfriends in general.
Throwing her drink in his face was a little much (still more of a shower than Zied gets).

Darcy & Tom:
It seems like every time these two have an intimate moment, Tom winds up injured. Not sure what “Darcy Dearest” is doing behind closed doors, but if he proposes, he might end up in a full body cast.
IN OTHER NEWS…I cant believe Tom used to date the cast of “Absolutely Fabulous”! Wow! That woman auditioned to be Posh Spice 20 years ago and was “this” close, but somehow didnt make the cut.

Caesar….was just pointless.