Before the 90 Days of Our Lives: Episode 3

Rebecca & Zied:
Zied’s hair is what actual nightmares are made of. When Rebecca was blow drying it, I dry heaved.
I hope she rented the soccer mom van, seeing how she’s now the team mom. I cant believe she didn’t even bring them orange slices and Gatorade! It felt like Zied brought her to “show and tell” when they all started asking her inappropriate questions and to show her tattoos.
I did appreciate the way she stood her ground on date night with her outfit choice. You cant let your squishy, greasy toddler throw tantrums like that. It was impressive how Rebecca tried to make herself look like her filtered photos with those weird contacts.

Avery & Omar:
Well this meeting was more anticlimactic than watching a Duggar date. At least they got to front hug instead of side hug. I’m still so nervous for this girl to realize being subservient isn’t as much fun as it seems. This whole thing is giving me some Sally Fields, “Not Without My Daughter ” vibes.
Her poor mother…

Darcy & Mr. Bean:
The only man that will obsess over you, follow your every move, tell you how beautiful you are night and day, AND enjoy watching you cry is most likely also a serial killer. No one else finds that attractive. I’m still not really sure why she was crying.
It does seem kind of funny that during his intro, he was claiming to be this playboy, and now hes all about having a pajama party.

Ben & Quinoa:
If he cant say her real name, then I shouldn’t have to try to spell it. At least she is pretty well spoken and seems nice. I don’t think it’s going to work, but there’s that. I do look forward to seeing her father and brother chasing this guy around with a machete though. And hey, if they don’t mind getting married in Hazelhurst, Georgia they can call DJ Doug and do a 2 for 1 special goat roasting wedding with Angela and Michael!

Tim & Pao #2:
I finally figured out who he reminded me of. He has the body of Jiminey Cricket. Crickets totally creep me out, and he is no exception. That’s all I have to say about that.

Angela > Everyone else.