Before the 90 Days of Our Lives: Episode 2

Thank you 8lb 6oz golden baby Jesus- ANGELA is back!! She rolled back into our lives looking like an adorable angry pineapple with that extra straightened high ponytail. As someone who works in the wedding industry, I can only hope to one day get to be a preferred vendor for Doug, the wedding coordinator. His “caviar taste on a malt liquor budget” comment was genius, along with his perm. You know Angela was expecting to turn the wedding into the opening scene from the Lion King, and that’s really going to cost ya. Add in the rose petals from “Coming to America” and you’re already over budget. Move over, David Tutera, Wedding Planner Doug is the real deal.
The whole “egg toting” conversation seemed like a great idea to me. Just give this woman her own show already, please/thanks.

Rebecca & Zied:
Well this episode we finally got to see a little more of Zied than the stupid Facebook picture that was used as wallpaper all over her house. His greezy weird hair was startling. His clothes don’t fit him, almost in the same way as Coltee, and they have a similar physique. Add all of this up alongside the fact that he is young enough to be her child, and on the other side of the world, and I’m not really seeing why one would make the effort. He must have a really big………heart. Shes cute, she could just be a cougar here.

Avery & Omar:
Avery, you’re putting your mom through some pretty rough stuff, and I have a feeling you were always a handful. Just wear her Spice Girl wedding dress and give her that joy, ok? Shes not asking for much…
We finally met Omar, the Syrian periodontist. Avery may be moving to a war torn country, but at least we wont have to fear gingivitis and know her gums will be healthy.
She may have lost her cell phone, but that probably would have been taken from her and smashed at some point any way, so it’s fine. This one still scares me too much. I will end every synopsis of this one with- her poor mother.

Veronica/Tim/Pao#2:
I’m having flashbacks of Megan/Michael/Sara from Love After Lockup. Veronica all but packed Tim a lunch when dropping him off at the airport. “Bye Sweetie! Have a great first day in Bucaramunga!! Kisses!” Sister wives situation ensues. Caesar will be making a trip to the pawn shop in his near future. Darcy needs new friends, and the rest of the episode was just filler, both in content and in Darcy’s whole face.