Before the 90 Days of Our Lives: Episode 10

Rebecca &Zied:
Rebecca finally looked deep into Zied’s big, deer-in-headlights eyes and told him her dreaded secret- shes still legally married to her last 90 day fiance.
His response was “I’m so?” Followed by a blank stare.
This so much no good.
Rebecca feels as though she may never find someone like Zied, but I’m pretty sure there are a million greasy guys in tiny sweatshirts lined up around the block for her after all is said and done. So much tiny sweatshirts.

Avery & Omar:
The two lovebirds said their goodbyes with a romantic kiss on the forehead. Omar was as emotionless as ever. This episode was boring for them, just more of her parents questioning the whole “moving to a war torn country” thing. Parents just don’t understand…


Jiminey Cricket & Pao #2:
Meanwhile, in Bucaramunga….
Tim has a quick therapy session with his ex-fiance, pending the decision to marry Pao 2. He then takes her on a romantic picnic, and presents his ex-fiance’s ring as a “promise ring”. Pao 2 was slightly confused and annoyed, but saw a shiny thing and got distracted. That night wasn’t as romantic as she would have hoped. Maybe he was just tired, maybe hes nervous, maybe hes flat down there like a Ken doll. In any case, no jiggy-jiggy still. After going to a spa the following day and doing face masks, Teem further mucked things up by telling Pao 2 that the ring was formerly purchased for Veronica, and could ya believe this made her so much angry?!

Angela & michael:
Michael and Angela were toned down this episode. They had a reunion with the Goofballs, and Angela actually apologized for, well, being Angela. Anyone else notice Michael and Angela’s Best Friend charm necklaces they wear from Claire’s? Is that in lieu of a ring??
Next weekend’s preview shows Angela dancing at a wedding-like celebration, so things are about to get much more stupider.

Ben & Quinoa:
Ben was struggling to decide whether or not marrying Quinoa was a good idea. The next morning, over a romantic plate of burnt eggs and nasty looking sausages, he finally popped the question. She seemed confused, awkward, and extra Gollum-like the way she was examining the ring. (Hey, at least it didn’t belong to his ex fiance!).
Meanwhile, back at “the elders”,
Ben and Quinoa were all matchy-matchy in their wedding outfits, which were formerly someone’s kitchen curtains. Ben presented Family Quinoa with some flour and to-go bottles of Sunny D in accordance to their traditions. Apparently Quinoa got her traditions twisted, and this was procedure for a Kenyan funeral. Foreshadowing, as Fidel is leering in the corner?? We shall see.

Darcy & Tom:
Who would have thought that stuffy, reserved Tom would be a regular Johnny Castle on the dance floor?! (Dont make him do the Pachanga! )
I did NOT see that coming, or his sister’s moves. But ya know what I did see coming? Darcy crying. Loved her Cruella DaVille look with the fluffy coat, and the pleather bustier, slightly askew. After Tom told Darcy her dance moves sucked, he was spinning around all of the hired extras the production crew recruited to film, and made Darcy so much jealousy. In the end though, Darcy gave him a note that read “Do you want to be my boyfriend, check yes or no” And Tom said YES! Darcy will be setting up her registry all day today- you can find the link from her vision board.