Stacey and Florian were in their hotel room discussing the dinner with Georgi and his friends.Though they hadn’t learned many new things about Georgi like they had hoped, they both agree that Darcey will need to do some more digging if she wants to move forward with the wedding. Since intel into Georgi’s past has […]
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Stacey and Flo-money Flo-problems are packing up for their mini-moon getaway in Rhode Island. Florian’s honeymoon look was the definition of fashion. His thick bike chain necklace, paired with a sensible child’s fedora, and finished off with some oversized novelty glasses he borrowed from 90 Day Jess (my d*ck) was overshadowing Stacey at all times. […]
Stacey is still reeling from the scandalous Florian videos, and decides to confront him about what she saw. Florian looked lifeless as ever, sitting in his red Adidas tracksuit, with his usual two word answers. He didn’t really give Stacey much to work with in the ways of an explanation of the videos, but somehow […]
This episode started with Darcey looking troubled (while her boobs were bursting out of her top) over hearing the news that her sexy Bolgarian, Georgi with the good hair, is still legally married. Though he had claimed to have told her this information the first time they had met, she clearly was so smitten, that […]
Quarantine is in full effect as we see the twins begin to wilt. Headbands and hair scarves have become a staple as the extensions are molting. Home manicures are a part of the daily routine. Get the flesh tone spray paint out- It’s basically “Death Becomes Her; The Sequel”. Darcey explains to her daughters that […]
Darcey and Georgi are laying in bed after a wild night that she can’t stop awkwardly talking about. Between the corny comments, and “wow you’re really real” “mmm you’re so perfect” whispers, and the camera angle focusing on his nipple, it was a cringefest. Darcey feels that this “too good to be true” Georgi character […]
Ok.. I am going to preface this recap by saying that I knew I would watch at least the first episode of this just because. It’s undeniable that love her or hate her, Darcey has been somewhat entertaining throughout her tenure on 90 Day, even without an actual fiance. From appreciation rings, to house keys, […]
Stacey went to check on Borian after he freaked out over dinner with the girlfriends. Florian’s responses are kind of the best thing ever, since he’s mostly yelling and every other word is “understand”. Her friend Reina (of “Be Strong, Bitch” from Before the 90 Days) and the other friend with the chunky highlights seemed […]