90 Day The Other Way, S2 EP2

Saints Kenneth & Saint Armando: Patron Saints of 90 Day Fiances:Armando explained more about his life and his past, as well as his family’s reaction to his first outing of the closet. He had told his family that the film crew was documenting “life in Mexico”, which seems harmless enough, and hopefully they don’t google […]

Happily Ever After, Episode 1

Coltee 2.0 & Larissa 2.0:Coltee makes his return to the 90 Day world while doing his workout routine in the garage to some clubby song “Mr. Vegas” that he would probably never listen to (purely for our amusement), as we watch him struggle to lift weights. Mother Debbie comes out to join him, and mentions […]

90 Day the Other Way, S2 EP1

What I did on my summer vacation: 90 Days the Other Way Part Deux, Episode 1- My first impressions: Brittany & Yazan:Brittany seems to be a fun loving adventurous aspiring female rapper from Flori-duh, currently undergoing orthodontic work. Though she generally only dates mature men between the ages of 40-80 years old, she has currently […]

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives Tell Alls part 1 & 2

As the first bout of the Tell All unfolds, we see the cast get into gear from their own homes and in their own ways.Darcey discussed her need for glitz and glam in her fashionable turban, while David is promoting positive urinary health with his yearly supply of cranberry juice cocktail.  Oozemon put up a […]

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives, Episode 15

Prince Joffrey,Varya & Mary Popp-ins and out of the picture:Mary shows up to the bar, pulling Joffrey aside to find out if he is K1 or K done with Varya. Joffrey just stood there staring blankly at Mary (who’s “Varya fighting outfit” is the same as her “night out on the town” outfit) with his […]

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives, Episode 14

Prince Joffrey, Varya & there’s something about Mary:Well, we’re back to the surprise visit with Varya, the femme fatale in a turtleneck, showing up on Joffrey’s doorstep and blowing our minds. Joffrey stood in his entryway with his arms crossed across his chest, nipple tats at full attention, watching his multiple leading ladies scream at […]

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives, Episode 12

Prince Joffrey & Varya:We return to Prince Joffrey on bended knee in the woods, anticipating Varya’s answer to his marriage proposal. Varya doesn’t give a straight up Simon Cowell “It’s a No from me”, but instead let’s him down gently, with more of a Paula “It’s a No for now” kind of answer. She explains […]

Before the 90 Days of Our Lives, Episode 11

Prince Joffrey & Varya:After their camping experience with Igor, the couple went to a “banya” (No, not the comedian who loves Ovaltine) a rustic looking Russian bathhouse. They put on tulip-shaped felt hats and layed down naked in the sauna while beating each other with bundles of tree branches…it was kind of like a “50 […]