John & Kristiana:John is decked out in his fancy shirt with the purple streamers as it’s the morning of his prison girlfriend Kristiana’s release. He hired a limo for the classiest Love After Lockup meet up of all time. John also completed his wedding-on-the-go project, by building a wedding altar in the back of his […]
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Coltee & Jess & Debbie:Coltee and Jess sit down alone without their third wheel to have dinner together and discuss the Jess/Debbie meeting. Jess is initially annoyed with Coltee for only booking one hotel room (which of course was production’s fun idea), and is relieved that she and her fellow cat lover can now have […]
Lindsay & Scott: We meet Scott and his interior decorator during a consultation while he is in the process of sprucing up his bachelor pad in preparation for the homecoming of his girlfriend, Lindsay. Scott is a 51 year old professional who isn’t too manly to wear a pink collared shirt. He has decided to […]
Oh those “experts”….. I mean, it’s fun to watch the trainwreck, but they should be stripped of the expert title. There were maybe 2 matches this season I could possibly see working, but the other ones just seemed like cruel jokes.This first episode introduced all of the couples, as well as watched them tell their […]
Brittany & Yazan: It’s the morning after the airport fiasco and Yazan came to Brittany’s hotel with 3 fake looking yellow flowers from the dollar store to ask for forgiveness. She seems to be willing to move forward, as long as he keeps his jealousy in check, though she’s not understanding that he is like […]
Deavan & Jihoon: The tiny yellow school bus pulled down a teeny weeny street in a ghetto area of Korea, making its final stop at Deavan and Jihoon’s new apartment. Elicia, Deavan’s mom, is overtired from her flight and furious upon seeing her daughter’s new neighborhood. They all go inside the apartment only to realize […]
Larissa-ee: Larissa emerged from the Immigration office and returned to the getaway car with Hannah. She explained that she had to have her photo and fingerprints taken, but she’s good for now (no orang-ee is the new black-ee). This was admittedly very boring to watch and I’d much rather see her go on another date…or […]
The first time that I ever styled hair for a wedding was for a girl named Anna. She was Greek, and had this gorgeous thick hair with just the right amount of curl to it that every hairstylist can appreciate. The kind of hair that makes the stylist look good. She came to my place […]
Brittany & Yazan: We resumed from last week, where Yazan was cursing Brittany’s existence for smuggling hooch from the duty free shop and hugging a crew member. For some reason, Brittany got into the car with raging Yazan, and every time she tried to speak, he gave her the Jordanian version of Dr. Evil’s “Zip […]
Angela & Michael Michael started off this episode by reintroducing himself and telling everyone what he loves about his woman, Angela, which included her “zeal”, smile, boobs, and the fact that she always has snacks for him hidden in her bra, including juice boxes. We see him heading out in his car (with the […]