The second half of the Tell All started out with a meeting of the minds, as we listened to the other cast members weigh in on the Andrew and Amira saga. Apparently Amira refused to appear on camera if she had to see Andrew, while Andrew refused to do the Tell All if he wasn’t […]
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Well, if you ask me, there was only one Tell All and that was Stephanie’s Sofa Saga.But if I’m supposed to recap the other one, then here goes… Mike and Natalie showed up separately and there was obviously trouble in Squim paradise. Andrew waddled in right after his audition for the new Game of Thrones, […]
Jovi & Yara:Back on our Vegas Vacation, Yara is having a little glam time with her hair/makeup lady, who did a great job (except for the fact that she teased the front of Yara’s hair with a slight “Something About Mary” effect.) Other than questioning “Is that hair gel?” Yara looked beautiful in her long […]
Natalie and Big Mike:Meanwhile, back in Squim….After the dramatics from last week, Mike tries to explain his reservations about the wedding… He also had reservations for a hotel room for Natalie in Seattle, so she could easily access the airport for her one way trip to Ukraine by way of France. Natalie was in the […]
Yara and Jovi: Yara, Jovi and company landed in L.A. and were ready to trek across the desert to Las Vegas for the infamous Yovi wedding. Yara was aloof as she stared out the window, staying quiet as she dealt with Jovi’s spread eagle position in the back seat of the car. The crew made […]
Stephanie & Ry- I mean, Cousin Harris:Stephanie wakes up on yet another day in cabana paradise, heading downstairs to see Cousin Harris. She profusely thanked him for his service, which included staying over to “comfort” her amidst all of the drama with her former fiance as of 48 hours ago; Daddy Ryan. She sat down […]
Quaylon & Shovel:Shovel has yet another neon dayglow outfit on (like Lisa Frank from Wish .com) as she complained about Quaylon’s unemployment in the work sector as well as the bedroom sector. Nevertheless, she is determined to press on with her wedding dreams. She met up with her friend at the bridal salon to try […]
Briana and (don’t spill the champagne) Vinny are rehashing their fight from last week’s episode which sent Vinny spiraling. They agreed to try and talk through things in a more mature manner and not to run off when things get tough. Vinny met up with his friend with the dimple and glasses to talk about […]
Big Mike & Natalie:Meanwhile, back in Squim…It looks like last week’s truce was held over in honor of Uncle Beau’s birthday (a potentially new national holiday). Natalie and Mike were decorating the ole’ Squim-shack to celebrate the occasion. Tamara, the “neighbor” came all the way up from the bottom of the hill for party time, […]
Lacy & Papa Chain:Chon is feeling introspective and sits down to draft a “Dear Lacey” letter on his stationary that reads “From the desk of Chon”. He headed over to Lacey’s place to hand deliver the extra special letter to her mailbox. Feeling emotional and unable to cope, he started to fall back into old […]