Life after lockup Destinie & Shawn: Shawn opens the door for production, questionably without pants on, might I add… telling the crew that Destinie went AWOL. Apparently she took all of her stuff and just left. He tried calling her cell phone multiple times, but without luck. He then finds a wrapper for a pregnancy […]
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Jenny & Smett: Jenny is still blubbering from last week over her slip of the tongue, as she told trickortreatsmellmySmeet’s brother and sister in law about their upcoming wedding plans. Smit’s brother, Ovenmit, tried to convince him to tell the parents Sueme about the wedding plans before he went home and told them himself (Seems […]
Heather & Dylan: Well, it appears that Heather and Dylan are no more. *sigh* Dylan has moved onward and upward, to a new apartment, far away from the evil clutches of Aunt Diane. How can he afford such an apartment, you might ask? Well it’s all thanks to his new job as a “renewable energy […]
Jenny & Summit,NJ: As the Coronavirus is still posing a serious threat in India, we see Smit give Jenny what appeared to be a nametag lanyard from Best Buy to wear around her neck and keep her safe. (Well that was one creative way to get out of the wedding!) It appears that the courts […]
Heather & Dylan: Heather and Dylan are still finishing up their high speed chase, as Dylan grabbed the keys from the ignition and jumped out. The crew helped him to get a ride home to regroup and meet up with his mother and aunt at a restaurant. Dylan’s family seemed extremely happy to see him, […]
Jenny & Smee: After finalizing his divorce last week, Sueme and Jenny are feeling pretty hopeful and excited about the future of their relationship. We see Someitch decorating and setting up his altar, praying that the next phase of their journey goes smoothly. Jenny is looking pretty cute with her hair in a messy bun […]
Heather & Dylan: It’s only day 2 of Dylan’s release (though it already feels like day 200, and I’m not even in this relationship), and the couple is getting in a car together, yet again.Heather was only partially satisfied about consummating her 5 year relationship, as she knew that bitch Aunt Diane turned her hearing […]
Ariela & Baby Daddy Baby: Baby Biniyam is wandering the hospital halls and parking lot looking for his runaway baby momma. He finally caught up to Ariela, who was clutching the baby to her water-filled boobs, and she was noticeably distraught. Ariela had a mini breakdown at the circumcision appointment from last week, and decided […]
John & Kristianna: John is starting his new career as a life coach/ bed and breakfast manager as he invites his brand new inlaws to live with him. His braided pigtails were accompanied by festive streamers which flowed in the breeze as he gave Kristianna’s mother and sister the “grand tour”. The house had a […]
Jenny & Stewmeat: After Smee’s brave showdown with his parents last week, Jenny is all hot and bothered. She made sure she caught the early bird special at Golden Corral India and stayed up past 6:30pm so she would have enough energy for an intimate encounter with her man. Shoemitt seemed thoroughly satisfied with the […]