B-Lull & Shy-duh: Back at “the good house”…Shy-shy is still unsure if Blul wanted her to tote an egg. She strutted into the all-gray-everything living room wearing her “50 Shades of Oatmeal” outfit to protest going to “Jummah” (Friday night prayer service at Bilal’s place of worship). She felt uncomfortable attending after their last less-than-religious […]
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Yve & Moohamit 2.0: Meanwhile, back at the ranch…The couple were getting ready to go out with Yve’s infamous “girl squad” so they could flaunt their boobies at Moohamit and make him as uncomfortable as possible. As it should turn out, Yve’s personal style is equally as bad as her taste in home decor, as […]
Blalll & Shy-duh: Shy-shy put on her lime green blazer over her striped jumpsuit (looking like Beetlejuice) just in time to casually fight with Bilal. She mentioned his OCD tendencies, as he mocked her using his best “Miss Cleo” accent. Luckily the green blazer was not being wasted sitting home in the “oasis of sophistication”, […]
Emily & Kobe: After his overwhelming arrival to the Family Emily’s house last week, Kobe is beginning to settle into his new home. He realized he’s not in Cameroon anymore, but in Kansas, when Auntie Em whipped out her breast pump for a quick living room milking. Kobe expressed his embarrassment watching his free flowing fiancé […]
Ariela & Biniyumyum: It was the last day in Ethiopia and Biniyam and Ariela were exhausted from watching their nanny pack for their trip. Ariela requested that her special helper braid her hair as she sat smuggly to discuss saying goodbye to Biniyam’s wine-flinging family. Biniyam was hoping Ari would tag along to say goodbye […]
Bilal & Shaeeda: Bilal & Shaeeda woke up in the rundown prank house, trying to recover from their rough first night together. Bilal was wearing his “Be Grateful” t-shirt, hoping it would send the right subliminal message to change his spiritual wife’s mindset, and she’d suddenly love living in the Clampett house. Shaeeda seemed to […]
Kara & Guillermo: The couple were finally reunited last week and were happily making out in the cab on their drive home from the airport. Guillermo surprised Kara by throwing her a going away party (which really should have been the other way around) with their friends and family. Kara showed off her impressive Spanish […]
Welcome to the newest season of 90 Day Fiance. It’s only been one episode, but I’m already intrigued. This season from the outset looks slightly promising, if for no other reason than we have fresh meat and a lot of unpronounceable names. If all else fails, there’s a preview of Ariela (from “The Other Way”) […]
The Yell All part deux began with Kimbally running off stage-left after hearing about Usman’s phone call to the elusive Zara-ma’baby-yaya. Her son Jamal (the voice of reason) consoled her outside, as she cried off her under eye concealer (which was working overtime anyway and deserved a break). Both she and Jamal returned to set […]
Mike & Xmen: Ximena is still reeling after Mike called her a “stupid-head”, while her mother and sister hugged her in a cry circle. Mike came downstairs to say goodbye for the evening, begging to come back in the morning so he could say “adios” to Harold Steven (That’s Harold, and then Steven, Kenny). He […]