Before the 90 Days; Season 8 Episode 8

Forrest & Charlie SHEEN:
Forrest was still confused after meeting The Family Sheena, since they turned out to be nice, normal people with a really nice AirBNB (No showering with dying rats, No family members falling through the rickety ceiling, ala Rose and Sheila, our previous residents from The ‘Peens). While he couldn’t quite put his finger on the Sheena family charity situation, he figured that his mom would, as she was due to arrive any moment.
Mother Molly and “Dev” showed up to the BNB in awe of the beautiful surroundings. Immediately Molly began to question everything about Sheena’s story, as the “modest old family AirBNB” was nicer than anywhere she’d ever lived in the States. The two families came together for a traditional Peeno dinner called a “buddle fight”, which seemed to confuse old Dev. He looked bewildered as he attempted to stuff rice into banana leaves and keep up with the many Peen courses presented. Molly brought up the claim that the family were mean to Sheena, which seemed to be news to them, as Sheena sat there, doing her best “Mrs. Potatohead” impression, as always.

Daniel & Baby Girl Lisa #2:
It was “Meet the Family” day for yet another couple, as Daniel attempted to wrap up his picture perfect “bride to be” in his native garb. Despite the fact that the sales girl said Lisa was too fat for the giant shapeless sheet of fabric, Daniel felt she looked quite fetching and would definitely earn his uncle’s blessing. The two finished off the outfit with a little parchment paper around her head, as they set out towards Daniel’s hometown.
The Uncle Daniel put Lisa to the test, asking the hard questions such as “Do you practice Lesbianism?” and “Are you Christian?”, which she tried to answer to the best of her half-truth telling abilities. Despite this being an obvious scam, Uncle Daniel gave his blessing, because..why not?! I wonder which wig Lisa will wear to the wedding..

Jovan & Annalynn:
The two were still at odds after last week’s in-person fight. Jovan felt like Annalynne is a bit of a psycho, and tried to explain that he was upset with her calling his sister to discuss their relationship issues. They seemed to have called a truce, if only to enjoy their last day of coconut drinks on their miserable honeymoon. This is why we don’t get married on Skype.

Laura & Beercan:
Last week’s fight about Michael resulted in Beercan leaving Laura all alone, making arts and crafts solo. The two angrily got into a cab to head out to their next activity; Meeting Beercan’s friends (BeerBottles, and Forties). Laura felt like the meeting couldn’t have come at a worse time, as she had just seen the ‘Can’s jealous side for the first time, and was trying to figure out how to proceed.
They sat down at the hookah Hotspot, with Beercan acting as translator. His friends of 3 years were explaining all of BC’s hobbies and interests, which mainly revolved around smoking shisha and staring into the abyss. They wanted Beercan to translate their concerns about his gambling addiction, but he decided to keep that one under wraps for the moment. Can’t wait for Laura to find out what the Can’s been hiding! I’d BET she’s going to leave Turkey with Michael.

Rick & Trisha:
After all of the fighting and slip n slides we’ve had to endure, it was finally time to see the lemurs! Rick and Trisha took a boat to lemur-land, where the lemurs were a-plenty. Looking at the squirrel-monkey creatures made them think of the movie “Madagascar”, which got them on the topic of having children. Trish confessed that she wanted to have her own children, and not just be a stepmommy to the rest of Rick’s brood. Being that he is 52, Rick wasn’t sure if he wanted any more fruit of his looms. Trisha, on the other hand felt that having a baby (Possibly conceived on the $50 trash bag) was the most important thing in her life. Of course this could be filed under “Things you should talk about during your long distance relationship when all you do is talk”, but here we are.