Debbie & My Ossama: Queen Debbie awoke in her new in-law-to-be’s house feeling a bit beat up. The bed was uncomfortable, the bathroom was a whole experience (including but not limited to an upholstered toilet seat), and the lack of air conditioning probably made her work that peacock feather fan overtime. As she ascended the […]
Monthly Archives: April 2023
Rishi & Jen: Back in the “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Salon & Spa”, Rishi was still trying to defend himself to Jen over the fact that he was flirting with her undercover friend on the internet. He tried to convince Jen that he knew the messages were coming from her friend Randi, which […]
Nicole & SoooMaaachMood:Back in Egypt…. (where I’m happy to report the chotzkies for sale on the street are as cheesy as you’d hoped they would be…)Nicole looks like a mannequin impersonating a disgruntled 70’s cab driver as she enjoyed the luxury of her newly acquired air conditioning. Sick and tired of fighting with Machhhmood as […]
Daniele & Yohan: The segment this week opened with a shot of a rival butcher shop with better reviews (now with 10% MORE flies on your meat!) The newly reunited couple settled into their apartment, with Daniele’s 16 suitcases exploding everywhere. She rushed to make Yohan join her in a video chat with her guru […]