John & Kristianna:Iowa’s most eligible man is french braided and back at the correctional facility to pick up his favorite inmate, round 2. Kristianna was so glad to be free once again, and admits that she indulged a little too much on the hot Cheetos from the commissary, as she has gained about 30 pounds. […]
Category Archives: Love After Lockup
Again, I was very underwhelmed with this season’s finale, and kind of with the entire season in general. It seemed like the social media fights were more entertaining than the show itself (specifically anything posted by Clint and Tracie). I am really hoping for some more dynamic storylines next season. Andrea & Lamar: Andrea and […]
Angela & Tony: Ang and Toe-knee met up with their overall-clad wedding planners. I couldn’t pay attention to the wedding details, because I was too busy wondering if their overalls were part of a uniform. (Is it part of their marketing? “We are OVERALL the best wedding planners this side of the Mississippi!”). I also […]
Angela & Tony: Momma Angela dropped Tony off on a playdate with Tommy to the suit shop to look for something to wear for the wedding. Tony tried on a white suit 5 sizes too big, and Tommy reassured him how great it looked (sweet revenge), and then dropped the bomb on Tony that he […]
Michael/Sarah/Ghetto Superstar Sarah/ Maria:We started out where we left off, at the therapist with the awful blue streaked hair mediating a therapy sesh between Sarah and Michael. Michael has a mysterious ace bandage on his hand, as he tells us hes trying to be “shter-shtegic” about his plan to file for divorce.Michael maintains that Sarah […]
Lace-face is still angry from Shane’s revelation at the skating rink that he cheated on her before their wedding, while in a drunken stupor. So she did the only logical thing and called Sha-John to visit him while Shane was at work, aka standing somewhere in a hard hat. Sha-John’s work happens to be fixing […]
Megan Ma-queen/Sarah/Ghetto Accent Sarah/Michael/New Female Maria…..anyone else?? Anyone?? ….Bueller??: Sarah unleashed the accent in full effect all over Michael. There was clapping, dropping it low, wild hand gestures, head movements…..it was a virtual ghetto zumba class. Bust out that flat tummy app, Sarah, because that conversation counted as cardio!!Wow. As far as the content of […]
Lacy & Shane: Back in Virginia, Lacy Crocker just finished a PTA meeting and is now packing lunches for “Daddy Shane”, who is still my favorite. Shane had his first day of work as a construction worker, or fire marshall guy, or possibly just a guy who wears both of those hats in a porn. […]
Lacy & Shane (and sometimes SaJohn): Lacy sped off to see ShaJohn, because he sent her a series of troubling texts, including one that said “I’m crying like a little bitch”. Talk about romance! Shane and his friend (who looks like the 10 year challenge version of Shane) went out for dinner to discuss the […]
Angela & Tony:WELCOME BACK, ANGELA AND TONY!We are reunited with the two lovebirds outside of a romantic fire pit, where Angela is fixin’ to torch all of Tony’s belongings. She even removed her pipe fitting/wedding ring from her finger in a fot of rage. While Tony was sleeping, Angela pulled some CSI moves and removed […]
- 1
- 2