Shekinah & The Sarper Image: With the bed now correctly in place, Shekinah began getting herself ready for the bedside affair. Sarper, on the other hand, was beginning to have cold feet, feeling unsure if he could go through with the wedding ceremony. He had recently been having nightmares leading up to the big day, […]
Well this week on this spicy new piece of brainrot… Rob was at the bar when he was approached by his makeout partner-turned stalker, Elise, who acknowledged that she shouldn’t have freaked out on him, especially after 36 hours of knowing each other. She blamed her psychotic actions on her insecurities as she worked her […]
Stevi & Mahdi: Back to the question that never gets answered…. Stevi was now crying, instead of answering point blank if she was attracted to women or not. After dragging this out for weeks, she finally told Mahdi she only likes hairy Iranian men, and not the rest of the haram. Though he felt relieved, […]
The second episode of this masterpiece opened with a “Flirting 101” class taught by an unofficial dating coach, Tanya. She began by having a makeshift restaurant set up, using Usman to act as a flirting professional. Since he mentioned his illustrious Nigerian singing career, his date requested a personalized song. He seemed to reuse one […]
It was finally time for the first episode of 90 Day HUNT FOR LOVE! The latest spinoff where the recycled newly single cast members get to go on a free vacation with flirtatious coeds and look for yet another failing relationship. The first familiar face was Chantel (Of the famous “Pedro & I love mee […]
Matt, Amani & BrendAny: After almost calling it quits 35 times, the thrupple still seems to be pressing onward, as they readied themselves to meet The Family BrendAny. They went to a local market to pick up a bouquet of flowers for Any’s Aunt who is the mother-figure in her life. Amani was really hoping […]
Shekinah & The Sarper Image: Since they hadn’t gotten in a fight all day, the two decided to seal the fate of their relationship in a permanent way by getting his/hers matching tattoos. Shekinah went first, branding herself with the word “Sarper” in red ink on the side of her neck, noting that red ink […]
Shekinah & The Sarper Image: After his comedic debut, Sarper and Shekinah sat down at a cafe (ordering what appeared to have been a pastry and not a stick of butter) to discuss his performance. Though she pretended to like his routine, she complained about the heckling of her former friend, Dan (All while she […]
Mahdi & Stevi: Since they were pressed for time, Stevi had to rush order a wedding dress and decided to give Mahdi a fashion show. Unfortunately for Stevi, Mahdi felt like the dress made her look old, which is exactly what every old bride-to-be wants to hear. They then took off once again to New […]
Matt, Amani & Any (Nuthin’ But Thrupple): After all of the trouble in Thruppleland, Amani brokered a date between Matt and Any in hopes that they will “connect” more (But not as much as they connected that one time she fell asleep early….). Over a plate of tacos (That’s “TACOS” Kenny, and if you don’t […]
