Big Ed & Regular Sized Liz:Ed returned from his seedy late night park chat with his friend Rich, to see Liz waiting up nervously. She worried that Ed would be influenced at the meeting and end their ridiculous relationship for the 9th time. Much to her surprise, Ed solidified his decision to stay together, letting […]
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Libby & Unnnndrei: The Moldy real estate mogul was wearing a rather metrosexual velvet floral shirt as he vacuumed in preparation for the couples’ house warming party. They made sure to have the affair catered with the finest of charcuterie platters, consisting of a smorgasbord of cold cuts from the Moldovan region. Undrrrrei only invited […]
I’m going to start out by saying that I’m not sure how I feel about this season’s lineup. The term “Been there, done that” immediately comes to mind, though I’m trying to be a good sport and give it a fair chance. I am only so mach excited to see Mother Sumit, who happens to […]
Part two of the Tell All picked right back up with the intense Angela flash fest, and all of the reactions left in its wake. In true Angela fashion, she exited the stage after her display of anger and boobage, accompanied by Skyla, as their matching Madonna ponytails swayed in the breeze. Angela was convinced […]
This is it… it’s finally the Tell All for one of the most dragged out seasons in 90 Day Fiance history. And of course, in true 90 Day fashion, instead of just cutting to the chase, they had to drag out the Tell All by showing all of the pre-show green room shenanigans. While the cast […]
Big Mike, a Hooker & her incontinent friend:Natalie entered the Squim residence one final time to retrieve her belongings so she could head off to her new life with Juliana. Mike was looking as down in the dumps as ever, as he sat at the kitchen table watching Natalie give Lucky the rat a much […]
Anglea & Michael: Michael is at the doctor’s office, ready to produce his specimen to carry on the Michael legacy. Angela and her frizzy high ponytail came along via satellite as his “inspiration”. Angela of course could not remain mature throughout Michael’s meeting with the doctor, laughing hysterically like a middle schooler every time the doctor […]
Big Mike & A debatable Hooker: In Seattle, Natalie is hanging out with her favorite head-band enthusiast, Julianna, as they sat down to discuss her relationship. Natalie explained last week’s fight about how she decided to ditch Mike as her plus one surgery date (which was just the previous week’s fight’s leftovers). Juliana of course […]
Angela & Michael:Meemaw herded her grids inside so she could have a virtual conference with both her personal psychic, Tracey, and Michael. Psychic Tracey stopped by Party City to really get in character for her role, as she shuffled her deck of cards to perform Michael’s reading. She stopped on the “angel” card, interpreting it […]
Big Mike & Some Hooker:It’s the morning of Natalie’s big nose job (excuse me, polyp removal surgery), but there’s no way a little surgery could ever get in the way of a good argument. Apparently Natalie and Mike stayed the night before the procedure at a hotel in Seattle, where they fought over “Hookergate” for […]