Niles & Matilda: Mr. & Mrs. Nlies Valentine were happy to report that they had consummated their marriage (Hopefully respecting the wishes of Mr. Arc and using the front entrance only). They decided to spend their first day as married people by visiting the local cultural center where there were dancers and singers showing off […]
After last week’s awkward sex therapy session, the TEMU sex therapist sent the couples back to their rooms with homework assignments. Gino was supposed to seduce Jasmine, who was already annoyed hearing that her “threesome” idea was a dealbreaker. Stacey and Flo-Rida were supposed to roleplay a whole “Brokeback Mountain” scene that no one asked […]
After last week’s brush with death (aka Natalie giving Jasmine the death stare as they almost tore each other’s crazy faces off), Julia decided to try and make peace. She went outside to try and calm down Glen Close Jr., who was screaming as she rode off alone in a van. Inside the club, Sophie […]
Joey Baggadonuts & Liquid Hot MagMa: Back in Polandia….. The duo packed their bags and headed to the “magic mountains” for a little countryside getaway. MagMa was looking forward to jumping into airbnb’s warm jacuzzi, which had to be manually heated by shoveling in wood (Kinda like a wood burning pizza oven, so Joey should […]
Vanja & NoMore Bozo, add some Josko: After a whirlwind first date, Vanja was grinning with excitement for date number two. She met up with Josko at a rooftop hot tub, where he could display his short-shorts once again. After a little makeout session, Vanja revealed her 6 year dry spell/ vow of celibacy. Josko […]
The third episode of The Last Resort began in the morning, as the couples shuffled in for their first meal of the day. Unlikely cliques formed between Ariella and Stacey, as Sophie and Julia seemed to become partners in crime. Bini arrived, turning their brunch spot into a circus, as he was flipping more than […]
Brian & Ingrid: After their fight last week, Ingrid had fled the scene, crying as she ran. Brian was proud of himself for offending Ingrid to the point of no return (Or as he calls it “Being true to himself”), accusing her of using him for a free crappy beach trip and the possibility of […]
Vanja & NoMore Bozo: Trying to make the most of her Croatian Vacation, Vanja decided to hop back on the dating apps in hopes of finding another bozo to love. She was feeling a bit hopeless after her first date proved to be another flatlined love connection, but was relieved when she met a tall […]
Well it’s time for another round of 90 Day couples’ therapy, but this time in a beautiful desert setting. The cast this go-around is a hodgepodge of 90 Day couples, old and new. Some you may recognize, and some with new unrecognizable faces. So far the roster includes; Stacey & Florian (of Silva Sister fame), […]
Faith & Leaky Loren: The two ended their hometown visit and wound up back in Manilla. As they rode back to home-sweet-hotel, Loren did his best to convince Faith that he was madly in love with her (and not just the Philippines, where you can apparently live for 2 weeks off of $48). He was […]
