Anglea & Michael: Michael is at the doctor’s office, ready to produce his specimen to carry on the Michael legacy. Angela and her frizzy high ponytail came along via satellite as his “inspiration”. Angela of course could not remain mature throughout Michael’s meeting with the doctor, laughing hysterically like a middle schooler every time the doctor […]
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Big Mike & A debatable Hooker: In Seattle, Natalie is hanging out with her favorite head-band enthusiast, Julianna, as they sat down to discuss her relationship. Natalie explained last week’s fight about how she decided to ditch Mike as her plus one surgery date (which was just the previous week’s fight’s leftovers). Juliana of course […]
Angela & Michael:Meemaw herded her grids inside so she could have a virtual conference with both her personal psychic, Tracey, and Michael. Psychic Tracey stopped by Party City to really get in character for her role, as she shuffled her deck of cards to perform Michael’s reading. She stopped on the “angel” card, interpreting it […]
Big Mike & Some Hooker:It’s the morning of Natalie’s big nose job (excuse me, polyp removal surgery), but there’s no way a little surgery could ever get in the way of a good argument. Apparently Natalie and Mike stayed the night before the procedure at a hotel in Seattle, where they fought over “Hookergate” for […]
Every week there seems to be a running theme between multiple storylines. This week’s theme was “Surprise surgeries” Tiffany & Ronald Ma’Boy:The South Africa trip/ making of a Lifetime movie has just begun, and already Tiffany is unhappy. It seems as though Ronald had spent all of his allowance on the blue bunker, instead of […]
Big Mike & Nataloonie toon:Meanwhile back in Squim…..The scene opens with Mike and Natalie sitting at the kitchen table with a rat crawling around eating some kind of smushed up granola bar, set to the tune of some sappy music. I have no idea how we segued from last week’s dramatic airport scene to this […]
Kalani & Asuelu:It was finally Kalani and Asuelu’s turn to go to a sex store (because one couple on each season has to go to a sex shop. It’s 90 Day protocol). They were looking to gather a few things in preparation for their romantic weekend getaway……. with Kalani’s mom and the kids. The sex […]
Big Mike, Nataloonie-toon, Trish and her bangs:The big happy family opened this week, playing in their wood pile. Mike explained the intricacies of “wood stacking” (which he claims is not “rocket scientist”), as they helped Trish unload her trailer and stack zee vood. Trish had to get in a few little jabs to Natalie, who […]
This recap is dedicated to Trish’s sun bonnet, which is breathing life into this otherwise slow- going season thus far. Angela & Michael (well, sometimes):Ang is still recovering from her surgery in her L.A. hotel room wearing adorable “best friends” matching shirts with Sissy JoJo, the best friend and nurse a gal could ask for. […]
Angela & Michael:The episode opened with Angela being awakened from surgery by her steamy prince charming, Dr. Obeng. Sissy Jo-Jo, the brave and dutiful friend that she is, was waiting there to help Meemaw recover post-op. Jojo made sure to call Michael from the cab ride back to the hotel to let him know that […]