B-Lull & Shy-duh: Shy-duh was getting driving lessons from Bilal, which went exactly as one would expect; He nagged about her driving skills, man-splained often, and eventually went into one of his passive-aggressive pouty tantrums. And since she’s always having such a great time with Mr. Personality, Shy-duh is still on a quest to replicate him […]
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Angela & Mykal??: My-kull kicked off this episode with a wholesome swimming lesson.Apparently in his 30-something years on Earth he managed to never quite master the skill. His friends, the infamous “Goofballs” brought him to a local pool where they coached him into becoming a regular My-kull Phelps. Hopefully Angela doesn’t think he’s doing the […]
Jenny & Stewmeat: Back at the honeymoon suite, the couple were discussing the details of their romantic night together (It the headboard’s a-rockin’, don’t come a-knockin’! No, like literally. You will never be able to get that image out of your head). After they were done giggling like school girls about their sexy-time, they tried […]
Libby & Undrrrrrei: Libby warmed up her nasal vocal cords with her voice coach as she prepared for her newest endeavor of singing children’s songs, all while wearing a matronly blouse. They started their session with the classic standard “Mary had a little lamb” (which could have been foreshadowing for Kim & Usman’s trip to […]
Big Ed & Regular Sized Liz:Ed returned from his seedy late night park chat with his friend Rich, to see Liz waiting up nervously. She worried that Ed would be influenced at the meeting and end their ridiculous relationship for the 9th time. Much to her surprise, Ed solidified his decision to stay together, letting […]
Libby & Unnnndrei: The Moldy real estate mogul was wearing a rather metrosexual velvet floral shirt as he vacuumed in preparation for the couples’ house warming party. They made sure to have the affair catered with the finest of charcuterie platters, consisting of a smorgasbord of cold cuts from the Moldovan region. Undrrrrei only invited […]
I’m going to start out by saying that I’m not sure how I feel about this season’s lineup. The term “Been there, done that” immediately comes to mind, though I’m trying to be a good sport and give it a fair chance. I am only so mach excited to see Mother Sumit, who happens to […]
Part two of the Tell All picked right back up with the intense Angela flash fest, and all of the reactions left in its wake. In true Angela fashion, she exited the stage after her display of anger and boobage, accompanied by Skyla, as their matching Madonna ponytails swayed in the breeze. Angela was convinced […]
This is it… it’s finally the Tell All for one of the most dragged out seasons in 90 Day Fiance history. And of course, in true 90 Day fashion, instead of just cutting to the chase, they had to drag out the Tell All by showing all of the pre-show green room shenanigans. While the cast […]
Big Mike, a Hooker & her incontinent friend:Natalie entered the Squim residence one final time to retrieve her belongings so she could head off to her new life with Juliana. Mike was looking as down in the dumps as ever, as he sat at the kitchen table watching Natalie give Lucky the rat a much […]