Meisha & Nicola: Meisha headed to the airport with her daughters, Sveaty and Bettie, to catch her flight to Israel so she could finally meet the man of her dreams (who was disguised as a 46 year old virgin… Maybe when she kisses him he’ll turn back into a handsome prince). Back in Israel, Nicola […]
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Amanda & Razvan: The newly formed couple woke up after their first night together still seemingly in an awkward spot. Judging by Razvan’s throbbing hickey, it looked like Amanda loosed up just enough to have some physical contact, though they did not yet consummate their relationship. Razvan danced around in his tiny white underoos, while […]
Gino & Jasmine: Back in his homeland (Canton, Michigan), Gino was “Funiculi Funicula”-ing with his Uncle Marco and cousins, making an authentic Italian cuisine. As they sat around the dinner table, the family took turns roasting Gino on his ridiculous vacation-wear before segueing to discuss his relationship with Jasmine. Uncle Marco was curious to know […]
I have to say that of all the iterations of “90 Days”, “Before” is my absolute favorite. It’s generally the most ridiculous and entertaining, and I’m hoping Season 6 doesn’t disappoint.That being said…. Settle in, gentle readers…. Here goes episode 1. Amanda & Razvan: Amanda is a 31 year old single mother from Louisiana, currently […]
The beginning of Part THREE of the disastrous Tell All picked up with the confusing love story of Kris and Jeymi. Last week’s cliffhanger was Jeymi telling everyone she received naked pictures and videos of Kris from her ex-boyfriend, clearly showing Kris was cheating (though maybe he took the photos while she was in a […]
Well Part 2 of the Tell All got a bit loud…and I’m not just talking about Debbie’s jacket…. This week picked up with a crying Nicole chasing after her Maaach(BAD)mood. Gabe had offended the moodster, and sent him running off into a temper tantrum. Daniele was personally triggered by his antics, as she claimed that […]
Gabe was enjoying his very industrial hotel room in NYC, as he announced the castmates he was most excited about meeting. Nicole showed up to the studio wearing a lot of pleather and her signature wide-eyed stare. She quickly changed into a one-armed dress, as she sat with Gabe in the green room, discussing her […]
Gabe & Isabel:Gabe decided he was done moping around and finally got dressed to attend his own wedding. He managed to put on a smile, despite the torrential rain outside and the “raincheck” from his sister Monica. Mother Gabe was ready in her sparkly dress to escort him, as they did their best to stay […]
Jen & Rishi:Jen and her girl gang wiggled down the street, wearing outfits that revealed every nook and cranny, as they stopped for an authentic cup of chai (Which they probably thought only slightly compared to the one at Starbucks). They discussed the Rishi situation with Jen only thinking the current hurdle would be finding […]
Gabe & Isabel: Gabe arrived back in Colombia and was greeted at the airport by Isabel. The two reunited over a little lunch, as they discussed his trip back to the land of Publix. Isabel was concerned when Gabe told her of Sister Monica’s requested roles (plural) in the wedding. It seems that she requested […]