Shekinah & Sarper:Before Shekinah moved off to Turkey to be with her plastic-man, she decided to meet with her much older ex-beau/ baby daddy, Berto. Shekinah and Berto share a 15 year old daughter Sophia, who is currently away at boarding school (which makes me think she’s hanging out with Harry Potter or something). Shekinah […]
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Christian & Cleo: After the austrulugucul redding, Cleo and Christian decided to do a little cosplay together at a local costume shop. They decided their first joint look would be a 1920’s gangster theme. The oddly dressed gentleman working at ye ole’ costume shop took Christian’s neck measurements, remarking how tiny his neck was, while […]
Picking up from last week, where the hot tub was just heating up….. Angela got involved in Ed and Kelly’s ridiculous fight (More Ed’s than Kelly’s) which escalated things to another level. Kelly and Molly got out of the human soup pot, walking back to the suite and talking/agreeing for the first time. Things took […]
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Aug
Aug
Danielle & Yohan: Wait, Why?! At least we had a break for a minute…Danelle, Yohan, and Danielle’s ridiculous hair were headed off to the fertility clinic to discuss their options. It looks like getting…
This week opened with Liz on top of a teetering “Big Ed”- a sight I could have gone on the rest of my life not seeing. They currently think they’re holding the title of “Best Couple”, which doesn’t seem like much of an achievement, given the competition. Kelly was sulking around because Molly didn’t want […]
Well, it seems the geniuses behind the 90 Day franchise decided to add yet another ridiculous show, this time with a handful of the dysfunctional couples on a therapy retreat in the Florida Keys (Like a “Celebrity Boot Camp”- “90 Day” mashup). The roster included the dreadED Big Ed & Liz, Joooveee & Yara, Kalani & […]
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Aug
Aug
Holly & Wayne The Drain:Back in the fitting room….Holly was still crying over Wayne commenting that she looked like a prostitute (It’s not like he said a STRUNG OUT prostitute or anything….which, he c…
Riley & Violet (aka Riot & Violence): Back at Panera Bread-Vietnam….Riley was back with yet another floral arrangement attempting to suck up to Violet. He just now realized he could have handled things differently, and wanted to see if their dysfunctional relationship was salvageable. Both of these cantankerous characters had unblocked each other so they could […]
Aman-duh & Razzledazzle: Amanda and the hair showed up this week wearing some weird camo leggings as she was cuddling Razzle. It seemed like the “razzing” from Razvan’s bikini-clad friend Diana encouraged her to up her game in the romance department. The two giggled playful in bed, revealing that they had consummated their relationship, and […]
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Aug
Aug
Karmando:Ken Doll sat down to video chat with one of his triplet daughters to reminisce about the Florida heat. He was elated to hear he was going to be a GrandKen for the second time, which segued ni…