Part two of the Tell All began with Invisible Ing… in otherwords..Ingi has left the building. Sarper the mediator called Ingi privately to see if he would return to the big screen, without much luck. Ingmeister left his friend “Gummi” (pronounced “Goom-may”, which sounds more sophisticated than the worm or bear variety) to take his […]
Corona arrived at the Tell All in a ridiculous outfit, ready to tell her side of the story. Josh and James convened in the green room, each looking more awkward in their silky Asian man shirts as they exchanged pleasantries. Joanne entered the room wearing a pound of metaphysical jewelry, while Sarper and Shekinah came […]
Shekinah & The Sarper Image: Sarper took Shekinah on a very special boat ride around Turkey. The two were dressed in their fineries, as they sat down to a fancy boat dinner. Shekinah could tell Sarper had something special planned, but it wasn’t until he dropped to one knee, opened a small jewelry box and […]
Benson & Stabler: Back in the van down by the river… Before Statler had to start work for the day, she took Dempsey for a scenic train ride. Unfortunately instead of buying tickets for the real deal town train tour, she bought some kind of mall trolley tickets, which were the perfect setting for the […]
James & Metallica: It was finally time for the extracurricular wedding ceremony, as we saw Metata getting wedding-ready. James was feeling confused about his duties during their “Javanese” ceremony, which required him to be topless in front of friends and family. Metallica was glad she was back in touch with her sister Angel, who helped […]
James & Metallica: It was the big day before the Indonesian wedding that was only announced in episode 13, and the couple stopped to try a little fruit. Metata gave James the infamous durian fruit, which is rumored to smell like rotting flesh. James did the stereotypical spit-take, portraying the American who can’t handle eating […]
Benson & Stabler: The van rolled into France as the girls seemed to be on a bit of an upswing at the moment. Statler’s vacation time was coming to an end, and she needed stable internet to work remotely. They parked their haul with a beautiful mountainside view, but unfortunately unreliable wifi. Statler started getting […]
Shekinah & The Sarper Image: Since last week’s photoshoot, Shekinah has now decided she needs to have her third nose job done (….When in Turkey! Use code “DARCEYSTACEY” for 20% off). Sarper accompanied Shekinah to the doctor for her consultation, but not just as a chaperone. He decided to help the doctor design a custom […]
Benson & Stabler: We finally got off the shipwreck and made it back to the van, 3 weeks later. Statler apologized for her manic behavior, hoping that Dempsey could tolerate her frequent and massive anxiety attacks going forward. Dempsey privately shared that it was a real struggle dealing with Cybil, but appreciated the apology and […]
Sean & Me……and Joanne: After breaking the news last week that the couple had been married for 2 years in secret, Joanne checked in privately with her sons to see how they were processing having a very attractive stepfather. Her youngest son Jesse asked the obvious; Where did she plan on living?? Joanne suggested that […]
