Shekinah & The Sharper Image: This week Sarper was expanding his tour of Shekinah’s office/home. He was very disappointed that there was no bidet (Especially since he was going to be stuck upstairs for extended periods of time while she had clients over and needed to entertain himself somehow). She did, however, have a few […]
Shekinah & The Sarper Image: The twin flames touched ground in the US and partook in a little “PDA” (the one physical thing Sarper had never done with a woman, because…Turkey). After sucking each others’ faces off, they used their perfectly tanned and toned bodies to carry all of their luggage to the car and […]
Jessica & Juan-tanamer-ica: It was Juan’s first morning in Wyoming and Jessica made him a hearty breakfast of soggy eggs before inviting him to fertilize her own soggy eggs downstairs. Since the kids were out of the house, they decided to take advantage of their few and far between moments of privacy. After their lovefest, […]
Mark & Mina: It was Mina’s first day in the US and she was feeling pretty bad about having to leave her son Clayton behind due to a complication with his passport. She and Mark called on video chat to reassure him that they would all reunite soon, though she herself wasn’t sure about the […]
Stevi & Mahdi: Stevi was preparing to pick up her groom-to-be from the airport, but was a bit nervous about her new roommate’s ability to adjust to her quirks. She claims to have terrible night terrors, hates wearing pants in the house, and has a touch of the OCD. As she drove down to New […]
Jessica & Juan: Returning from a previous season of “Love in Paradise” are Juan and Jessica….You know, the girl from “Cow Poop, Wyoming” and the Colombian cruise ship bartender who met on vacation and had a baby?? Well, they’re back, and we got a glimpse into Jessica’s life in Wyoming. Her two blonde sons played […]
