Shekinah & The Sarper Image: This week Sarpie revealed his secret life ambition- Stand up comedy. Shekinah indulged him by acting as the audience while Sarper ranted and raved about the differences between men and women. Though he tried to pile on the Sarper charm, between his thick accent and antiquated anecdotes, he missed the […]
Shekinah &The Sarper Image: Sarper was reflecting on last week’s disastrous dinner with the French Baguette. Shekinah was very proud of the former hot head’s self control, especially since it was almost time for him to meet her daughter, Sophie (Not the one who’s always running away from Rob the Knob.. a new one). They […]
Shekinah & The Sarper Image: Shekinah had a client coming over for a face-zapping so she sent Sarper out to wander the streets alone. He stopped on a park bench to video chat with his parents, where they expressed their concern about their little Sarpiekins not being treated right. Sarper reassured them that he was […]
Shekinah & The Sharper Image: This week Sarper was expanding his tour of Shekinah’s office/home. He was very disappointed that there was no bidet (Especially since he was going to be stuck upstairs for extended periods of time while she had clients over and needed to entertain himself somehow). She did, however, have a few […]
Shekinah & The Sarper Image: The twin flames touched ground in the US and partook in a little “PDA” (the one physical thing Sarper had never done with a woman, because…Turkey). After sucking each others’ faces off, they used their perfectly tanned and toned bodies to carry all of their luggage to the car and […]
Jessica & Juan-tanamer-ica: It was Juan’s first morning in Wyoming and Jessica made him a hearty breakfast of soggy eggs before inviting him to fertilize her own soggy eggs downstairs. Since the kids were out of the house, they decided to take advantage of their few and far between moments of privacy. After their lovefest, […]
Mark & Mina: It was Mina’s first day in the US and she was feeling pretty bad about having to leave her son Clayton behind due to a complication with his passport. She and Mark called on video chat to reassure him that they would all reunite soon, though she herself wasn’t sure about the […]
Stevi & Mahdi: Stevi was preparing to pick up her groom-to-be from the airport, but was a bit nervous about her new roommate’s ability to adjust to her quirks. She claims to have terrible night terrors, hates wearing pants in the house, and has a touch of the OCD. As she drove down to New […]
Jessica & Juan: Returning from a previous season of “Love in Paradise” are Juan and Jessica….You know, the girl from “Cow Poop, Wyoming” and the Colombian cruise ship bartender who met on vacation and had a baby?? Well, they’re back, and we got a glimpse into Jessica’s life in Wyoming. Her two blonde sons played […]
