Joey Baggadonuts & Madna: Back in Poland, the two were still getting acclimated ad learning each other in person…which included their names. MagDUH was confused as to why she was being called a combination of MagNUH or MaDNAM, which seemed to blow Joey’s mind. She was so smitten with the Italian stallion that she felt […]
Sunny & OyVey-Ha: Sunny and VeyHa were sitting in bed, discussing their sultry evening of consummation in the most annoying voices possible. Since Sunny was in such a great post-coital mood, Veah thought it would be a great time to tell him she had made plans for them to hang out with Rory. Sunny was […]
Tigerlily & Adenoids: After the rocky start to their recent reunion, the couple seemed to make up as they took a trip to the local “Grand Bazaar” for a shopping run. Tigerlily didn’t dress properly for the occasion, as she decided to wear stiletto shoes and a thick coat to traipse about the uneven cobblestone. […]
Niles & Matilda: The happy couple were off to Matilda’s hometown of Kumasi so Niles could meet the family. Of course he was going to have to call the caterers to cancel since they wouldn’t be getting married on this trip, but he felt hopeful the family Matilda would still accept him anyway (Hope he […]
Vanja & Bozo: After a snag in her travel plans, Vanja was finally able to reach Bozo, who was tweaking his red nose and shining his giant clown shoes in preparation for her arrival. He went dumpster diving for a “Welcome to Croatia” plant (Which is still better than Coltee not bringing anything….). The two […]
Brian & Ingrid: After last week’s throw down in the bedroom, Ingrid got to tell her side of the story. She explained to production that she didn’t want to “go all the way” with Brian without a condom (Most likely because he lied about his age, origin of his disability, and possibility that he could […]
Tigerlily & Adenoids: Back in Petra… Tigerlily started off the day by pacing around the ruins angrily as Adnanymous tried to catch up to her. She was upset that she just now realized the double standards her new husband came with and started to worry that this could possibly be a problem (Does anyone want […]
Tigerlily & Adenoids: It was the morning after the “Festival Adnon” and the newlyweds awoke looking tired and disheveled. Now that they were officially married, the two were heading off to the city of Petra, along with their chaperones; The Glamsquad and Brother Thaer. Before any traveling could take place, Tigerlily needed her beauty team […]
Loren & Faith:And we picked up this week with Loren further discussing his newly discovered bout of gonorrhea. (Don’t you just love it when the first sentence of the recap contains the word gonorrhea?!) He described in detail all of his drippy symptoms (While wearing a shirt with mushrooms on it, which means he’s just […]
Brian & Ingrid: It was the morning after last week’s catheter demonstration, and Brian shockingly announced he did not get lucky. He asked Ingrid if the whole wheelchair thing was a bit too much, clearly missing the point that HE was a bit too much in general. Ingrid politely told him that everything was still […]
