Tigerlily & Adenoids: It was the morning after the “Festival Adnon” and the newlyweds awoke looking tired and disheveled. Now that they were officially married, the two were heading off to the city of Petra, along with their chaperones; The Glamsquad and Brother Thaer. Before any traveling could take place, Tigerlily needed her beauty team […]
Loren & Faith:And we picked up this week with Loren further discussing his newly discovered bout of gonorrhea. (Don’t you just love it when the first sentence of the recap contains the word gonorrhea?!) He described in detail all of his drippy symptoms (While wearing a shirt with mushrooms on it, which means he’s just […]
Brian & Ingrid: It was the morning after last week’s catheter demonstration, and Brian shockingly announced he did not get lucky. He asked Ingrid if the whole wheelchair thing was a bit too much, clearly missing the point that HE was a bit too much in general. Ingrid politely told him that everything was still […]
Chidi & Ray-Nay: Rayne had a rough first night acclimating to the Nigerian humidity, so she decided to stress-clean the house with a tiny broom. She waited for Chidi to wake up (Conveniently appearing wearing a shirt that said “Awake”), as they went to the kitchen so he could cook breakfast. Though Chidi claimed to […]
Rayne & Chidi: As the big trip to Nigeria grew closer, Rayne made sure to pack her most come-hither underwear (With the approval of one of her favorite chickens, of course). She spun around her 1970’s canopy bed, dreamily chatting about her upcoming intimate encounters with Chidi. She felt he was truly her last hope […]
Rayne & Chidi: Rayne (pronounced like “Renee”) is a 37 year old chicken enthusiast from New Mexico. Though she owns many animals at her hacienda, she really feels a connection to her chickens, and swears they communicate daily. Besides squawking with the birds, she likes to spend her time with her two kids down on […]
