Last week’s Tell All left off with Loren and Faith inevitably ending their ridiculous journey. Shaun called for a much needed break, as they all headed off to grab free snacks, which is the real reason why they’re there (Well, at least Loren..way better than eating garbage and drinking pee) Vanja decided to chat it […]
Week three of the Tell All began with Niles semi threatening to dismember Anan (Which….would be exactly what this Tell All could use to make it interesting. The ID Discovery Channel crossover we might need). It seems the extreme aggression was left over from last week, when Niles went full blown Stefan Urkel on the […]
The second installment of the Tell All began with some very aggressive words from Niles towards Adnan, as he felt he was trying to control the very silent Tigerlily. Shaun asked Niles to focus on some of his own issues, such as his “occasional lying” due to his Autism and how it was a bit […]
The much anticipated Tell All began with Loren in New York, speaking his mind to a flock of pigeons, Brian rolling around the city as he bad-mouthed Ingrid, and Vanja making Manhattan a bit more hot pink. Niles was anxious about meeting the other couples, as he played virtual “squishy” with Matilda over video chat […]
Niles & Matilda: Mr. & Mrs. Nlies Valentine were happy to report that they had consummated their marriage (Hopefully respecting the wishes of Mr. Arc and using the front entrance only). They decided to spend their first day as married people by visiting the local cultural center where there were dancers and singers showing off […]
Joey Baggadonuts & Liquid Hot MagMa: Back in Polandia….. The duo packed their bags and headed to the “magic mountains” for a little countryside getaway. MagMa was looking forward to jumping into airbnb’s warm jacuzzi, which had to be manually heated by shoveling in wood (Kinda like a wood burning pizza oven, so Joey should […]
Vanja & NoMore Bozo, add some Josko: After a whirlwind first date, Vanja was grinning with excitement for date number two. She met up with Josko at a rooftop hot tub, where he could display his short-shorts once again. After a little makeout session, Vanja revealed her 6 year dry spell/ vow of celibacy. Josko […]
Brian & Ingrid: After their fight last week, Ingrid had fled the scene, crying as she ran. Brian was proud of himself for offending Ingrid to the point of no return (Or as he calls it “Being true to himself”), accusing her of using him for a free crappy beach trip and the possibility of […]
Vanja & NoMore Bozo: Trying to make the most of her Croatian Vacation, Vanja decided to hop back on the dating apps in hopes of finding another bozo to love. She was feeling a bit hopeless after her first date proved to be another flatlined love connection, but was relieved when she met a tall […]
Faith & Leaky Loren: The two ended their hometown visit and wound up back in Manilla. As they rode back to home-sweet-hotel, Loren did his best to convince Faith that he was madly in love with her (and not just the Philippines, where you can apparently live for 2 weeks off of $48). He was […]
