Jessica & Juan: Returning from a previous season of “Love in Paradise” are Juan and Jessica….You know, the girl from “Cow Poop, Wyoming” and the Colombian cruise ship bartender who met on vacation and had a baby?? Well, they’re back, and we got a glimpse into Jessica’s life in Wyoming. Her two blonde sons played […]
This episode of The Last Resort began with the oddly shaped therapist pulling Brandon and Julia aside to discuss the recent “bombshell” Julia had just dropped. Brandon sobbed, feeling like he could have spent the rest of his life not knowing Julia had briefly lip-locked with her former KGB boyfriend 4 years ago, as he […]
This week began with Brandon’s reaction to Julia’s big secret; She had cheated on him with her ex boyfriend 5 years prior. He was doing his best to process all of the new information, but couldn’t help but feel confused and hurt as he tried to figure out how to proceed. This week’s theme was […]
Last week’s Tell All left off with Loren and Faith inevitably ending their ridiculous journey. Shaun called for a much needed break, as they all headed off to grab free snacks, which is the real reason why they’re there (Well, at least Loren..way better than eating garbage and drinking pee) Vanja decided to chat it […]
Back at the Brandon/Julia villa party…. Natalie had graced everyone with her crazy presence last week, as they all continued to discuss her being an absolute mental case. While the word “crazy” was being tossed around, a crying Stacey came through the door to up the ante. She was currently distressed over her issues with […]
Week three of the Tell All began with Niles semi threatening to dismember Anan (Which….would be exactly what this Tell All could use to make it interesting. The ID Discovery Channel crossover we might need). It seems the extreme aggression was left over from last week, when Niles went full blown Stefan Urkel on the […]
This week, Brandon and Julia got to stay in the honeymoon suite after winning the therapy contest last week. But instead of having sexy time in a new and much more romantic setting, Julia decided to invite the whole gang over. Jasmine was the first to arrive at the soiree, immediately asking the couple if […]
The second installment of the Tell All began with some very aggressive words from Niles towards Adnan, as he felt he was trying to control the very silent Tigerlily. Shaun asked Niles to focus on some of his own issues, such as his “occasional lying” due to his Autism and how it was a bit […]
The much anticipated Tell All began with Loren in New York, speaking his mind to a flock of pigeons, Brian rolling around the city as he bad-mouthed Ingrid, and Vanja making Manhattan a bit more hot pink. Niles was anxious about meeting the other couples, as he played virtual “squishy” with Matilda over video chat […]
Niles & Matilda: Mr. & Mrs. Nlies Valentine were happy to report that they had consummated their marriage (Hopefully respecting the wishes of Mr. Arc and using the front entrance only). They decided to spend their first day as married people by visiting the local cultural center where there were dancers and singers showing off […]
