We have made it to the 4th part of the Tell All, beginning with Natalie’s drama. Everyone but Ari was sick of her psychosis, and occasionally Stacey, because she loves strong women girl power House of Eleven, Silva-Strong. Josh revealed he was seeing someone new and Shaun decided to unveil this mystery woman via satellite […]
Shekinah & The Sarper Image: This week the dynamic duo were off to Montana to really WOW the rest of the Family Shekinah. After landing in their rustic-fancy AirBNB, they threw on a couple of bedazzled cowboy hats (as one does) and set out to ride horses. Shekinah described her unconventional upbringing as a faux […]
The third installment began with Stacey and Slow-Flow, who were being evaluated by the most qualified specialists; Darcey and Georgi. Georgi was called upon to give details about the infamous night that Florian walked a drunk woman back to her apartment. He maintained Florian’s innocence, though Stacey did not seem convinced, especially since his phone’s […]
Shekinah & The Sarper Image: This week Sarpie revealed his secret life ambition- Stand up comedy. Shekinah indulged him by acting as the audience while Sarper ranted and raved about the differences between men and women. Though he tried to pile on the Sarper charm, between his thick accent and antiquated anecdotes, he missed the […]
This week, Julia and Brandon were still hashing out the details of Julia’s cheating scandal in which she kissed another guy before coming to America. Brandon was obviously upset, while his parents via video chat encouraged him to forgive and move on. The conversation moved over to Sophie, where she revealed she recently had twins…. […]
Shekinah &The Sarper Image: Sarper was reflecting on last week’s disastrous dinner with the French Baguette. Shekinah was very proud of the former hot head’s self control, especially since it was almost time for him to meet her daughter, Sophie (Not the one who’s always running away from Rob the Knob.. a new one). They […]
It was finally time for the Tell All- The only interesting part of the season. The crew all trickled into the studio, revealing what life has been like post-resort. Julia and Brandon were looking rather chummy as they strolled into the studio wearing matching leopard jackets, hand in hand. Stacey rolled up looking “snatched” as […]
Shekinah & The Sarper Image: Shekinah had a client coming over for a face-zapping so she sent Sarper out to wander the streets alone. He stopped on a park bench to video chat with his parents, where they expressed their concern about their little Sarpiekins not being treated right. Sarper reassured them that he was […]
Shekinah & The Sharper Image: This week Sarper was expanding his tour of Shekinah’s office/home. He was very disappointed that there was no bidet (Especially since he was going to be stuck upstairs for extended periods of time while she had clients over and needed to entertain himself somehow). She did, however, have a few […]
Back at the ridiculous “therapy session”, Gino was opening his mind to the idea of an open marriage. It was suggested that Jasmine should share her location on her phone with Gino, so he would know where she and Matt were having their affairs. Somehow the therapists felt this was great progress while everyone else […]
