Shekinah & The Sarper Image: Now that they were back in business, Sarper felt the need to make a big romantic gesture to Shekinah to prove his commitment. He opened the trunk of his car, revealing his infamous “bottle collection”, all loaded up into garbage bags for a ceremonious disposal. He presented Shekinah with safety […]
Chidi & Ray-Nay: Rayne had a rough first night acclimating to the Nigerian humidity, so she decided to stress-clean the house with a tiny broom. She waited for Chidi to wake up (Conveniently appearing wearing a shirt that said “Awake”), as they went to the kitchen so he could cook breakfast. Though Chidi claimed to […]
Benson & Stabler: Can’t really remember last week’s squabbles, so let’s just move on to this week’s…. Dempsey surprised Statler with a bee excursion, aka jumping into some sexy beekeeping suits and playing in a beehive. The two amateur beekeepers carefully followed the instructor’s directions, plying the hive with steam to relax the bees. Luckily […]
Rayne & Chidi: As the big trip to Nigeria grew closer, Rayne made sure to pack her most come-hither underwear (With the approval of one of her favorite chickens, of course). She spun around her 1970’s canopy bed, dreamily chatting about her upcoming intimate encounters with Chidi. She felt he was truly her last hope […]
Rayne & Chidi: Rayne (pronounced like “Renee”) is a 37 year old chicken enthusiast from New Mexico. Though she owns many animals at her hacienda, she really feels a connection to her chickens, and swears they communicate daily. Besides squawking with the birds, she likes to spend her time with her two kids down on […]
James & Metallica: It was move-in day for the couple, who would now be living in The Parents Metallica’s banana chip palace. James was really unhappy about the parental roommates, due to the lack of privacy as well as the unfinished state of their provided bedroom, but it seemed the couple had no other options. […]
Joanne & My Boyfriend Sean: Back in the land of pizza and bagels, Joanne was gearing up to bring her kids to Ireland so they could meet their dreamy new surprise stepfather, Sean. Mother Joanne accompanied them to JFK airport, as she stopped to chat with Noelle, Joanne’s best friend who was coming along on […]
Back in the bubbling cauldron of 90 Day stew…(aka the hot tub…) Rob and Sophie were front and center, fighting back and forth while using the other roomies as judge and jury. Sophie accused Rob of talking to other women behind her back, while Rob maintained his innocence, claiming only to be attracted to Sophie. […]
James & Metallica: This week picked up where we left off….on the floor, where Metallica was but a blubbering heap laying at her mother’s sandals as she begged for forgiveness. Apparently she was worried that she had become a burden on her parents and their sprawling banana chip plantation. The Parents Metallica agreed to pay […]
This season’s Tell All took a bit of a new approach, having all of the couples bunk up together in some mansion in New Jersey (I guess the one for the “Jersey Shore” reunions was available, they just gave Big Ed the “Smush” room). Each couple slowly trickled into their new surroundings, with PatNThighs arriving […]
